Incorrect. The correct spelling is Bungles. Not to be confused with the Bangles of 80s legend.
Could you please? Pretty please? With a cherry ‘n’ sprinkles ‘n’ whipped cream ‘n’ hot fudge on top?
Lordy . . . I hope I’m not known for being an anal editor on here. I’d like to imagine people think of more than just someone with a copy of the Hacker book in one hand and a stick up my ass.
Oh. It’s a book you’ve got in that hand. OK.
Why Drain, it’s an obvious reference to the old **Meteor’s[b/] song, Corpse Grinder. You are obviously telling Satan of you’re undying love, much as it’s experessed in the classic psychobilly song.
Fucking, stupid-ass Ricky, piece of shit, bastard licker.
Chris Rock said it best, “Ricky need a new hit, BAD. Ricky need a hit, like a crack head need a hit.”
Hmm. The way we died in 3RS LAST year?? 
Seriously mouthbreather, that you couldn’t beat us *in your own stadium *when we were a 2-14 expansion team should be major food for thought. You have to WIN the games, not just play well. Yeah, I know. WE haven’t been winning. But at least we played crappy and lost!
Now if you can follow THAT logic, you’ll know what it means to be a Browns fan!
I’ll be watching Sunday when Travis Prentice and Tim Couch send your lame-o D home cryin’. Browns 21, Steelers 17. Take that!
That’s the spirit! Spoken like a true Brownie fan.
Would you care to make a little wager (hmmm…takes a peek at Mully and Falcon), say winner gets to write a sig for the loser, and he must sport it for two weeks?
You willing to put your pride where your fingers are? I know I am. 
Hey, count me in on that, if you’re up to it Lizard. C’mon, how can you refuse? The chance to write sigs for TWO Steeler’s fans at once?
Of course, even with a crappy sig, a Steeler’s fan will bitchify a Brown’s fan in a second. So, really, there’s not much point. Still, let’s make it interesting.
Jester, I think I need to head over to the “Which Doper would you buy a drink for?” thread in MPSIMS and order us a round of AHRN CITY PAHNDERS, on me. 
Sure I’m willing to put my pride where your girlfriend’s pussy has been! You and Jester are ON! I have one condition: The sig may NOT include any of the “seven dirty words.”
(Of course, I may not POST in those two weeks…:D)
Ah, Cleveland. Where the crack is cheap, and the nipples are always hard…
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Hey, asslick, you best watch your step treading around there. :mad:
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No, it will just belittle you as a lame Clevelander and somehow convey to the world your love for all things Pittsburgh.
No dice. If we’re gonna bet, let’s do it–No bitching out of it. Say, a minimum of 25 posts with sig, or two weeks of using sig, whichever comes last.
And no posting 25 test messages one thread in ATMB.
You know what I’m saying, just enough of your normal posting habits kept up with sig to show the world that you lost.
Howzabout it?
Yeah, your foot might get stuck!
:::d&r:::
That would have been pretty damn funny if it wasn’t at my expense! :mad:
Alright, now that it’s decided, how’s it gonna work? When mouthbreather and I win, do we each write a sig, or is it collaborative? And if you…never mind.
Oh, by the way. Your view/post ratio’s at 34:629. Pretty shabby. Don’t worry, though, it’s probably just cause people saw that you’re from Cleveland. If I were you, I’d keep that fact a bit more secret.
Or just move out of that stagnant cesspool and go somewhere worth living in.
Actually…oh never mind.
Like Pittsburgh, the jewel of the Midwest?? :rolleyes: Actually, I am only from NEAR Cleveland. I won’t work too hard to defend the town, just the team.
You all are very silly. But I’m
You’re a smiley face? Egads, man! Obviously, overexposure to the hellishly terrible browns has resulted in some sort of radiation poisoning, and transforming you into the deranged symbol of good cheer that we all see before us!
Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other forms!
Thanks. Let keep this on football, The “Jewel of the Midwest” (that kinda has a nice ring to it!) and the Land of Cleve.
And, let’s just get this straight before the game, so ther is no confusion afterward. If the brownies win (pfffft…heheheh…HAHAHAHA!! oh, sorry – must stay on topic here) you get to write a sig for both jester and I. Now, when the steelers win, do you get a combined sig for two weeks, or do we each get 2 weeks of our own free advertising under your name?
Tim Couch is out for six weeks.
All bets SHOULD BE off, but I known you egotistical people better than that… 
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, one week, four days, 2 hours, 22 minutes and 24 seconds.
7763 cigarettes not smoked, saving $970.49.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes.
I slept with a REPUBLICAN moderator!*