The dopest accounts receivable supervisor in the world is dead at 34.
I just hope that Jim Anchower keeps himself alive. I’m a little worried about him. It sure has been a long while since he rapped at us.
I hope Jim didn’t do it in the mistaken belief that accountants have a lot of money.
Tha H-Dawg is dead?!? Damn. They just had the latest from him last week, first in ages.
He was the only one of those regular Onion characters I found funny. I hope reports of his death are greatly exaggerated.
Peace out, H-Dawg. I loved this guy, but it was probably time for his demise. You don’t show off mad accountin’ skeelz like his without making a few enemies.
I hope Smoove B sticks around a little longer.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I wanna see Smoove B put the moves on Jean Teasdale.
Mad propz to the Accounts Payabo peeps for offing the baddest homey in the crib.
Damn.
I hope he made arrangements for his shorties.
What about his long lost sister? Does she know yet?
Nice set up, too: It Wuz Always 'Bout Tha Numbahs.
You live by the letter opener, you die by the letter opener. RIP, H-Dawg.
Seriously, it’s an excellent way to end a long running joke that has got a little green around the gills.
RIP H-Dawg. All due props, but I hope you stay dead.
I’ll spill some white out for ya, H-Dawg.
Wow. I was pumped to see his first new column in some time last week.
I don’t think they did enough with Herbert. Jean Teasdale and Smoove B were far more productive. Herbert did a few columns when he first hit the scene, then got mad quiet.
There was a hint that he’s being replaced by an up-and-coming accountant. Will he continue his legacy, or is he a Myron stooge? We’ll see, hopefully…
I’m going to get his name tattooed on my neck.
[Sam Waterston]
Son of a bitch better stay dead!
[/Sam Waterston]
They still haven’t brought back T. Herman Zweibel, so I think Kornfeld is gone for good.
You know Payabo was all up in this. Dibs on tha Nite Rida.
Item! Word on the street next to mine is that Spiderman himself, Cody McGwire is being tapped to play the late, great Herbert Kornfield in an upcoming Hallmark Network bioflick. And I can’t wait! Rest in peace brother Herbert. I never met you, yet I still consider you my brother, but not in the racist sense.
[/Jackie Harvey]