I love that guy. He cracks me up.
::snort::
I’m more of a Herbert Kornfeld fan, myself.
Tha H-Dogg in Hiz-ouse. Shout-outs to my dawgs in Accounts Ree-ceevable.
Alas, I think it is an old Smoove B. article. The Onion seems to still be on re-run mode.
Don’t worry Anaamika, I’m sure Smoove will make it up to you somehow.
That’s OK, I don’t remember it, so all is made up.
But only if he travels to Belgium to get me an authentic piece of Belgian chocolate. 
CandidGamera, I love Smoove because I have actually met guys just like him. I’m sure every girl has!
Word. H-Dogg would grab Smoove B by the throat, slice 'em open with the Letter Opener of Death, grab his ho, and take off in the Night Ridah.
Wack-ass “Smoove” mother fuckah…please…
You know, at first I thought Kornfeld was the cat’s pajamas. Then I was pretty sure Teasdale was the bee’s knees. But those two ain’t got nothin’ on B!
The finest of seas, indeed! Now THAT’S Smoove!
It is then that I will hit you doggy-style.
Ha!
As long as he remembers the cloth napkins, I’m good to go.
Yeah, pretty sure that’s a rerun unless there’s more than one Smoove B that mentions that there will “also be juice”.
Man, I’ve learned a thing or two from Smoove.
But I can’t get enough of The Outside Scoop with Jackie Harvey.
Item! Rumor has it Brad Pitt’s ready to be a daddy. The question remains, though: just when is he going to find time to impregnate his lovely wife, Jennifer Hanson? I hear he’s pretty wrapped up in promoting his latest blockbuster Ocean 1 2. Good luck guys!
Rerun or not, this cracked me up. Anaamika, I’m so glad you pointed out that they had posted it!
For my money, give me Jean Teasdale or Jim Anchower. REO rulez!
Damn.
Sure!
Its def a rerun:
“Please…Enjoy this issue of classics from the Onion as part of your Martin Luther King Day celebration.”
-from my Milwaukee issue.
Aargh! We got it, it’s a rerun. Who cares?!
Not me!..It came up so I gave what info I had.
I can only grab the finest Newspaper in the Republic every few weeks and all the articles were new to me.
My husband did a few car-related errands with my car at lunch today. He’s a recent Smoove convert and informed me that he searched all the finest countries of Europe till he found just the right wiper blade.
Anchower rules. I just wish he didn’t take so long to rap at us. But i guess he needs that much time to fix his ride.
I like the way someone’s always “pussing out” on him. Either his dealer pusses out and won’t sell him weed, or Wes pusses out and won’t give him a ride to the REO concert. The guy can’t buy a break.
I would have a hard time picking my favorite between:
Smoove B. Love Man and his well-placed “Damn” and of course Freaking you savage.
Herbert Kornfeld – all that is Tha H-dog
Jim Anchower – because he IS my best friend in high school
Jackie Harvey & Teasdale make me want to rip out my eyes and pour salt into the holes.