The Onion's got a new Smoove B article!

They seem to have discontinued the hysterical commentaries by Editor T. Herman Zweibel that I used to love. I haven’t seen them I a long while.

You shouldn’t see him again. Zweibel was taken away from this world in a real weird fashion. Someone else will have to provide the link, if it still exists.

Me, I’m a Kornfeld fan. I got his columns on my hard drive, and I still reread them, but I’m sure Smoove won’t mind; he’s for the ladies.

Just so long as he stays away from Uranus, girlfriend.

Smoove, I was with you until the potato. Butter, sour cream…but no grated cheddar?

Sorry Smoove. I think I’ll go and see what da H-Dawg’s doin’.

I haven’t read it in a while: do they still have the “Ask a…” advice columns? “Ask a gutshot cop”, “Ask a Navy Seal” and “Ask that Hindenburg announcer guy” were some of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

I hear you about Jackie Hervey, but I am a bona fide Jeanketeer! She and Anchower are the only ones who seem to have continuity. Well, Kornfeld might as well, but I never read him; takes too long to translate. Smoove B eludes me, as did Zweibel.

Also, I adore Larry Groznik! He is seriously scary.