Notice I did not say Baseball fans here. Normally baseball fans go to a game to actually WATCH THE FUCKING GAME! They don’t constantly kick the back of someone’s seat with their tiny little shoes. They don’t talk about mundane crap that happened at the office.
No. Here I pit those people that go to the game with thier 2 - 4 year old kids, that allow those same adorable darlings to annoying the shit out of everyone around them. I personally do not like being kicked in the kidney’s over and over again by a bored child. I am not sure any adult does, so why don’t the parents correct the child? Instead of having the person in front turn around and ask politely for the child to stop, only to have it start up again within the next 5 minutes to where the child and parent get the stare of death from the party being annoyed. Those same adorable darlings will then scream at the top of their little lungs right into your ear, about strikes, balls, outs etc when it’s between innings. aka they are not actually watching the game and the parent isn’t bothering on teaching the child about baseball.
Then there are the parent drones. Do these people not communicate with each other at home? Instead they wait until the game to discuss what happened at the office the day before, or what Judy was wearing. How about that time they were at day camp 5 years ago. Oh and don’t forget, did you know Dotty gave her notice yesterday, no one knows why. We aren’t sure if she has anything lined up or not, but rumor has it, it was because so and so pissed her off. They do not do this quietly, no indeed they do not. They have to talk as loudly as they possibly can, even when the crowd around them is dead quiet watching the pitch. They are so damn distracting you can’t concentrate on the game.
Then there are the baseball know-it-alls that actually don’t know shit. Switch hitter indeed. You moron, if the guy batting right handed was a switch hitter he would be batting left handed against a left handed pitcher. Have another beer! It may help you slur your words a little more, so perhaps those around you won’t understand what the hell you are saying.
Oh and for those of you that insist on standing up and yelling “You suck” at every opposing team member. Fuck you. If you can do better, get your ass on the field.
Two different games. Two different days. Two different sections. Same inconsiderate assholes EVERYWHERE.
I just want to watch a game without the hassle of morons. Is that too much to ask? Yeah, I could watch it on TV, but it’s blacked out.
Thanks. I feel better now that I vented. Perhaps I won’t smack someone today while at game 3.