To get a zero, you have to complete the quiz while eating raw meat, sitting astride a bucking bronco, naked.
(I think)
(Level 3, 41)
I got a 23; level 2.
I wonder what Smithers would think.
Hey, I resent that remark! And if I could just get off the couch and out from under these old pizza boxes and empty beer bottles, I’d ask you to step outside!
Arnold Winkelried’s score:
The real Arnold Winkelried must be spinning in his grave.
Posters that are more feminine than me: SqrlCub, SwimmingRiddles, wacky ninja, little*bit, Rachelle, hflathead, Falcon, KimKatt, monster, denbo, Democritus
Posters that are more masculine than me: Coldfire, Edward The Head, Mullinator, JimmyNipples,spooje, Drain Bead, Dinsdale, Saint Zero, Anniz, HomeSlice, Aglarond, Tymp, AHunter3, Balance, picmr, fogmage, John Corrado, LouisB, Sealemon88, Juliana, jayron 32, Spiny Norman, Nen, Havoc, ReservoirDog
Obviously the people more feminine than me are limp-wristed sissies, and the people more masculine than me are unfeeling neanderthals. I think the poster list above proves that conclusively.
Whoops I missed page 2 when I did my comparison of posters! After reviewing the names on page 2, however, I stand by my statement.
Hmmmm…I’m more butch than Sqrl and PLDennison! Woo Hoo.
Your score is 100
LEVEL 5 – SOMEWHAT FEMININE
I’d probably score even more butch but Sqrl is rubbing off on me. 
Hang on there, Arnold – You must have misread my post. I scored 7 points, not level 7. I almost spit out the raw meat I was chewing on all over my motor oil stained t-shirt when I read that. Now where did I put that Hustler?
Put in the right context, such activity would probably score you a ten! 
well, hell.
what am i supposed to do now?
Score of 11, level 1. ha ha. I feel very manly now, Hey whos to say you cant be manly and still like to felch dead goats?
Sorry denbo. You have been officially downgraded in my ranking system from culture-loving esthete to knuckle-dragger. Happy now?
33, Level 2, straight acting.
I’m satisfied. My sensitive side has done me wonders…
Join in, um, I mean, um, that must’ve been a typo.
<expending great effort to lift knuckles from floor to type>
Well, of course you’re evil! You wouldn’t be our beloved SqrlCub otherwise!
I suppose it’s fortunate for my manly image that they didn’t ask if I wrote poetry, danced (badly) under the stars, or made elaborate desserts decorated with mint leaves…
Oops! Forget I said that!
Ecstatic. Now leave me alone – I gotta go on a beer run before Smackdown starts. Ya damn pansy.
Your score is 104
LEVEL 6 – MOSTLY FEMININE
People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you
i’d write more, but i have to go make a pee-pee.
I got a level 10 also and a score of 211. I’m a girly girl! giggles welfishly
Just makes me want to run outside with my all-pink skirt and top, singing ABBA and dancing with my arms above my chest through the flowers! So does anyone want to hang up some Christmas lights with me?
You, I’ll help with Christmas lights, Welfy 
I can use earplugs and shades to cope with ABBA and pink. Oh, the sacrifices we knuckledraggers make for women…
Well, if not with him, howbout with me? sitting here lipsynching to “Metamorphosis”
I got a 154 - level 8.
That’s a good thing… right? hmm…