Here’s where I won my title, just in case you missed it. 
True to lainaf’s word, I received my prize in the mail today; My Book About Me, by Dr. Suess.
Now I just need to break out my crayola’s and get to filling in the blanks to create the greatest book known to mankind.
(I am allowed to lie since it’s my book, right? Isn’t that what an autobiography all about?) 
Thank you, lainaf! 
You’re welcome, harmless. I wonder what the person at amazon.com thought when they wrote the message on your gift card.
I’m not sure, but it was followed by a hand written telephone number and a message to call “Tyrice” if I was interested in a “good time”. 
What’s with the term ‘Attention Ho’ these days? It just seems so lower class, I may be an attention whore or an attention slut or an attention gigalo but I wouldn’t ever consider being an attention ho. Why don’t people think more of themselves, maybe harmless could be the attention queen of the f’n universe, or the attention whore of Babylon, but attention ho is just so hum-drum.
At least it’s better than attention skank. How about Attention Strumpet. Attention Jezabelle? I think those add a little more class. Or, Attention Madame if you really wanna be fancy.
Ho Ho Baby, Ho Ho Baby
All right stop, Look at me and listen
harmless is back and I deserve the attention!
I earned that title, flat-out rightly
Writing out posts daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo – I don’t know
If I get banned, then probably so.
To the extreme I rock this board like a vandal
I’m harmless, better remember that handle.
Now that tune will be stuck in your heads!
Mwahahahahahaha!
Damn you, ho. Harmless indeed.