No, you’re not raping it now. You’re just the kind of filthy pervert who is undoubtedly going to rape it in the future.
Duh.
Question: if a handshake is rape, does that mean that a joy buzzer is the equivalent of a vibrator?
Only if you’re doing it right!
It dressed slatternly, it’s deserving what it gets right now!
TONIGHT on DATELINE
YOUR KEYBOARD… INNOCENT VICTIM OR WANTON TEMPTRESS?
See the pictures TOO HOT FOR PRIMETIME
“The fingers, they were all over her!”
I suddenly have a frightening image of the dope as a place where everybody repeatedly rapes me by extending their filthy minds towards me through the screen!
Oh, wait. I’m here willingly. Does that mean I’m a slut?
My God, you’re right! I’m looking at mine right now and it’s wantonly inviting me to Enter right below its Backspace!
I feel so dirty.
What, you have no ctrl?
I couldn’t help it! I mean, I looked at the “End” button and right next to it it said “Insert” - what was I supposed to do?
“Page Up-Page Down”
Who are we to criticize his Alt lifestyle?
Gr.
All I know is, I can’t get my pause off it.
Neither do conservative Muslims. Several of whom I’ve had as valued co-workers.
Esc! Esc! Esc! Esc!
This thread really puts the F in F4.
We’re running out of keys, though. I’m not sure how much longer this joke can FN.
Are you saying it’s time to Ctrl-Alt-Del this thread?
Please say no, I don’t think we can do this again so soon.
We can always Shift it to another thread.
