Here's a shiny new thread for pitting ZPG Zealot.

Can’t be helped; it’s F8.

Ouch! Well played sir.

Yes. But it’s ok. We like to encourage a sex positive view of feminism around here.

Keep doing that, and it will Break.

Obviously one should have the occasional Pause.

These puns are making me Num. Any more, and I’ll Lock the thread.

Caps idea!

I’m not sure I approve of this Shift in moderation. It seems rather like he’s overstepping his fn