My friend’s little sister got hold of her essay and started writing about HSs. Makes me giggle impossibly whenever I read it:
"I was almost happy then I farted and I was sad. Gas makes me so unhappy, but what makes me really unhappy is the hershey squirts. You notice how the hershey squirts looks like chocolate, I guess that’s why them damn people who call it that, call it that. One thing that makes me happy, though, is burping, 'cuz most of the time burping doesn’t smell as bad.
Another thing that makes me unhappy is when people piss and take shits in teh river [the essay was about “On the Rainy River”] 'cuz you know that river water is the only thing keeping me alive right now (sick bastard shit sucking vampires). Anyways, I almost lost it there for a second, back to the subject, you know if I urinated and so forth in teh river then someone sure as hell would hunt me down and eat me for their breakfast and then hershey squirt me out later on that day.]
ROFL!!
Man, she’s weird!
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JMcC from SFCA
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