Happy Naked Hitler Day!
Yes, it’s Naked Hitler Day, everybody’s favorite holiday.
And don’t they just love it in Canada!
Even the Police turned out to help celebrate…
Apparently, he won a prize for Best Costume. A trip, it would seem, to an exclusive spa. For his health.
Those Wacky Canadians, & their Naked Hitlers 
I wonder if he stoked himself up on Viagra so that he could say “heil” in an unusual way.
Damn it, I forgot it was Naked Hitler Day. I feel so disconnected from home.
Don’t worry. In America, we celebrate Naked Hitler Day in June, so you’ve still got time.
What a crock. If he had a swastika taped to his body, then he wasn’t really naked then was he? He was wearing a swastika! And tape.
If he’d been really serious about Naked Hitlerism, he wouldn’t have had to resort to such halfway measures. That’s what ritual scarification is for.
I do appreciate the fact that the article did indeed confirm the correct date:
Because a guy walking around naked with a swastika taped to his body to celebrate Hitler’s birthday would be pretty weird if it weren’t actually Hitler’s birthday. That would just be crazy.
I presume he couldn’t have his testicle surgically removed for the occasion, so I’m guessing he did the next best thing- fashion his pubic hair into a little Hitler 'stache for his penis. That’s what I’d do.
I’m hangin’ out with you in June. Literally.
Being resident of Vancouver Island, I ain’t saying a word. Not one.
The nuts always roll to the west…
I wonder how they celebrate Naked Hitler Day in Quebec…
We actually celebrate Naked Duplessis Day.
Check his birthdate.
That’s some mental image. ::snerkle::
And when they came for Naked Hitler, I said nothing, for I was not Naked Hitler.
By surrendering? 
Nah. You’re thinking France.
I’m pretty sure in Quebec they have the Naked Hitler Celebrity Heritage Classic Hockey Game.
[sub]Or is that in Sask?.. I can never remember.[/sub]
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I’m holding out for Naked Eva Braun Day. She was smokin’ hawt… y’know, for a clueless, sexually-frustrated Nazi bimbo.
Naked Hitler Day? Waxing to get the mustache ‘just right’ must have hurt.
If he were really serious, he would have had surgery to fix his tallywhacker to bend the other way. Can’t be a symbol of evil if you’re pointed sunwise; you need the widdershins johnson if you’re going to strike fear into people’s hearts.
I’m now tempted to change my username to Widdershins Johnson.