Remember, I dropped out of Retardville Special High School last March. I’m gonna start filling tacos at Taco Bell this September instead.
Don’t get me started on the short busses. I have numerous bruises from running into the back door because I always misjudged the distance from the front to back. Why do they even call them short busses when there’s only one seat behind the driver. 
Lil bro, kputt on the other hand…
Indeed. Domestic dogs have 78 chromosomes. Crayfish have 200. Make of this what you will.
Wussup Poly pretty cool huh?
I learned that in another thread. 
So, have you been spreading the Master’s word to the ignorant masses today? It is a huge task we take on. BTW did you see where Cecil paid me a visit the other day. It was inspiring to say the least. Take care and beware, the infidels are among us. 
What animal/creature has the most chromosomes?
:eek:
Run for the hills, people!
Apparently a fern called Ophioglossum reticulatum has the highest known chromosome number at 1260.
give that man a cigar 
Sorry, t-keela. I didn’t mean to crap all over your rant with, like, actual knowledge or anything. Won’t happen again.
Omni-not, just sacrifice trolls, and large amounts of chocolate, and Kissy will be eating out of your hand…so to speak.
drgn dives under the couch, knowing she is going to pay hell for that one later on…most likely when no one is looking.
Danke. Want pie?
Actually, balls, or the equivalent, has less to do with keeping the name than old age, and loss of memory. it’s just easier to keep track of myself with only one name.
As for maturity? Well cheezy grin Obviously you haven’t seen too many of my posts. Let’s just say I’m intimately familiar with the underside of the other forum’s couch. (yes, I’m a small dragon)
I actually tried posting that answer earlier but my PC is in some kind of time warp w/ the SDMB. I start typing and a few minutes later the words <sometimes> appear on the screen. Forget about preview that simply doesn’t work at all and when I submit it takes anywhere from two to five minutes before it appears on the board. MoF I just got notice that QED had submitted a post.
Experiment: It took me a couple of minutes at most to type this at 4:01 AM GMT What time will it appear on board? If at all.
Okay…fair enough I guess.
Wow, that’s gotta be the loudest woosh I’ve heard this month.
Fifteen minutes this time from submit to post! Damn that’s a pretty long wait if ya ask me. I’ve been saving w/ a right click just in case it vanishes. Now you see why I wanted to wait johnnyk?
I want to go back and check something out. IIRC you were involved in the first trashing of kputt then later crawfished…does that sound about right. I can’t search a thing right now. BUT I’ll get back w/ya later. If I am incorrect in recollection I will apologize.
Blame it on the sun…I have been on a roof and landscaping this week and it’s been well over a hundred in the shade. Guess what? NO SHADE where I was. 
My tan’s gettin so dark I’m gonna have to learn to rap…sorry.
I know goddamnit, but I couldn’t help myself…go ahead let’s hear it.
Hey we gotta do somethin, Aubrey left and kputt is just that kput
BTW How in the Hell do ya break yourself from typing in these damned ellipses…?
I dunno. I may have ragged on him some. I know I posted a comment to give the “other side of the story”…which resulted in that particular thread getting locked…but that’s neither here nor there. What I did, I did because I felt I needed to do it in order to give a balanced view.
Coldfire and I discussed things in e-mail and everything is cool. He now undertands that it was not my intent to start any sort of war and I understand his need to lock the thread to avoid any potential war. I’m sorry if one of our members came in here and started shit. Unfortunately, there’s nothing I can do about their behavior. I can only control my own so that’s what I’ll try to do!
You can’t…it’s a serious contagion…with no cure…So essentially…I’d say…you’re a bit…screwed. 
drgn dives under the couch and counts dustbunnies
You can’t control the behavior of others? Geez, I thought everyone could do that! :eek:
Good enough, you have my apologies, enjoy. I hope to see words of wisdom from you in the near future.
damned smartass lizard…
On the offhand chance that that was directed at me, t-keela…Thank you…I consider being called a smart ass high praise. I worked very hard to become the smart-assed lizard I am today!
You see any other smart-assed lizards 'round here.
t-keela throws his empty Cuervo bottle at the couch, mumbles somethin about biscuits w/ mustard and goes to bed…g-nite y’all, it’s been fun