well...good morning to you too!

I arrived this morning to see my thread had 32 entries…and had been closed, this along with lynn saying I did this to stir up trouble…dont do it again
I guess free speech…the adult exchange of ideas…the concepts of equality and fair play are stirring up trouble.

HEIL LYNN!!!

I have to say, today I feel I have truly arrived.

Welcome to the infidel club…fighting the ignorance and hypocrisy of the SDMB administration…


Contestant #3

I feel priveleged to be here, I would like to thank the administrators…

I already notice a certain ‘tone’ from the moderators…cool.

I am a bad bad girl!!!
Wheeeeee

::sniff::

Such a proud day for us all.

Congrads kelli

(curtsey)
I owe it all to my kids…they taught me to pick pick pick until the scab falls and the pus runs.

I am not going to agree or disagree with the moderators or you Kel, but I do have one question.

Do you EVER offer anything to a thread that isn’t a pathetic attempt to appear bitchy? I’m the first to declare my bitchiness and am proud of it, but you are starting to come off as a petty whiner. Really.

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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

well…upon great reflecting, no I guess I am just a fountain of petty bitchiness…probably why I can pick out the petty-ness of others so well.

What can anyone here really add to a thread?..the odd joke, a smart remark, nuggets of trivia, I also contribute those…
I dont get into the great debates,) I am way over my head there, and typing with two fingers, it would take me all day),
lately I have offered advice to prarierose on chris’s colic ( based on my own experience),
I have shared the pain of Byzantine in the rituals of death thread,
I have debated the merits of invading canada versus mexico…
fought tooth & nail with satan over smoking,
gee diane, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? I think I use this board like everyone else, I have only my own life experience to draw on, same as you, I am not claiming to be an authority on anything, and except for Bjorn :), I dont go around picking on people.
See, the thing is, I feel that there have been injustices here, the whole melin thing, posts being deleted at the duboius discretion of the few in power, and the RELENTLESS persecution of Contestant #3, and I will continue to bitch, howl, whine, whatever it takes, to draw attention to this…I would do it for you diane, if it was you the were trying to run off the board.
Why?
Maybe it is due to a genetic flaw, maybe I dont have enough battles in real life to fight, maybe trying to help a friend gives me a selfish rush of warm fuzzies…dont really matter does it?
kisses,
Kelli

-Jesus. How does a woman get so bitter?
-Observation.
Dedee and Lucia, “The Opposite of Sex”

Sorry, no cornflakes, with or without piss. Coffee, a plain bagel, and a banana.

Kel, Kel, Kel, I don’t have time to read each and every thread on this site, sorry I missed those you mentioned. With the exception of the death ritual thread, the others didn’t catch my eye enough to open them. I guess your offering to the death ritual didn’t stand out enough that I noticed the writer. I have to make it a point to pay closer attention.

What I have noticed, is your ever increasing whiny threads. GAWD, after reading thread after thread of how unfair everything is and how the page doesn’t load fast enough and how picked on you and Con #3 are, I just have this urge to plug my ears and scream “Shut the hell up, already!”

I too was angry about what happened to Melin. I have known her for more than a year and she has become a very good friend of mine. I was angry at the way she was treated, especially the public backstabbing she received from someone who was supposed to be her friend. I thought some (not all) of the other moderators as well as Ceci. . , I mean Mr. Zotti, didn’t handle it well, but know what? It’s over! No matter how the rest of us feel about it, all parties directly involved have put it behind them and moved on. Get over it, nothing is going to change.

As far as Con #3, he isn’t stupid. He knows that he is going to get a reaction when he posts certain things and I am sure he isn’t surprised when it happens. My personal opinion is that he enjoys getting a rise out of others and likes to be a disturbance. We all need our entertainment, some just find it in different ways. I imagine that he has enough experience in his actions that he can pretty much hold his own, but if you want to take him on as your own personal crusade, knock yourself out, just expect me to bitch when you become a little bit too whiny, you know, kinda like now?

You asked what I would do if they were trying to drive me off the board? Considering that no one has twisted my arm and forced me to post to this board and that I read the rules when I signed up, I guess my own actions would determine if I stay or go. I make the choice on how I act, if I go over that boarder, I get warned (BTW - I recently got a spanking by Lynn, I just didn’t feel the need to publicly cry over it). If I continue my actions, sooner or later I will get kicked off. It’s their board, they can more or less do what they want, if we don’t like it, we know where the door is located. That’s a fact of life, fair or not fair, this is their board, they call the shots. We would be fooling ourselves with delusions of grandeur if we think they would really be effected by a few dozen disgruntled readers leave their site or stop buying their books. I have a flash for you, it wouldn’t make a difference.

There are thousands of newsgroups and message boards in cyberspace, why do you stick around a place that obviously isn’t up to your standards? I mean, we have heard you whine from everything from how unfair life is to how the ads lock up your computer, if it is so bad for you, why stay?

BTW - that kiss, was that with tongue or no tongue?

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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

I stay here because I like the people…I think MOST of them are past smart, nearly brilliant, and I dont post on every thread I read, I read most of them…
And I am DEEPLY sorry if my venting about my computer freezing up bothered you so much…I was trying to find out if others were having a similar problem, or if I should grab the nearest techie and say “hey!”

maybe you should enlighten Stoidela not to whine about her pet’s death,
or tell lucky not to cry over her absentee lover ,
tell chief not to start threads called “another thing that irritates me”,
and prarierose should just do a search on colic, dont bother us with your petty gripes…we have important matters to discuss, like the ‘Blair Witch Project’, 'what to do on Friday night, and of course ‘whats your hooker name’.
please…who are you to tell anyone what to post about…have you replaced one of the moderators, and just didnt tell anyone…Here is a thought, all this above ‘whining’ keeps up, willyou go somewhere else?or is just ME venting that displeases you…try a little herb& garlic cream cheese on the bagel, with parmesean cheese on top…wont get you a date, but DAMN TASTY!

  • oh, and no tongue,(blushing shyly) I hardly know you!*

Hey Kel, if you’re too stupid to see the difference between your unrelenting whining over frivilous crap compared to the threads you mentioned, you just don’t get it, do ya?

I read the things posted by those you mentioned and fail to see how you compare. They had something meaningful to offer and, well. . . . you’re just a fucking crybaby.

Grow up.


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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

Hmmm. This is the sweetest damn catfight I’ve ever seen in the Pit. Not that that’s not a good thing, I suppose.

If you two are gonna keep kissing and stuff, kin I stay and watch?


Uke

ok, I’ll try to be more like you from now on…

Ooops…Diane, you slipped that last one in just before me. Scratch the above.

Kelli, for the most part I agree with you on the fact that everyone’s a bit uppity and arbitrary right now. However, I just wanted to say that you used a comment of mine completely out of context in the thread that’s been closed. I was only using old lawyer jokes, replacing the word “lawyer” with posters’ names, and C#3 was NOT the only poster’s name I used. I try to remain as impartial as possible, and I thought the fact that I used C#3 and Nickrz as well made that abundantly clear. I wasn’t even aware that the “I flame you all” thread was meant for “real” flaming, anyway. I think the spirit of things is a bit different if it’s not meant to be a joke.

That having been said, I love watching everyone get their panties in a bunch over Connie. He’s done nothing but amuse the crap out of me, and everyone overreacting to everything he ever says amuses me even more. There comes a point in time where you really just have to take a deep breath and say “this is just a message board.”

Everyone. Moderators, posters, lurkers, all. Take a deep breath. Repeat after me.

“This is just a message board. This is supposed to be fun. Nobody can hurt me here unless I let them.”

There. Isn’t that better?

hey d.b. THAT is precisely the reaction I was hoping to get …thank you :slight_smile:
I was not meaning to imply you meant anything to C#3 (is connie his/her real name or a pet name?)
I thought the whole thread was ahoot, and I have heard that bucket joke used fo rblack people and “packies” but not lawyers…its funny.

my whole point was to point out the inconsistencies…and all I wanted (not a fight) was a response like bunnygirls"mmmveddy interesting"
I only want to make people think…even if it gives them a cramp… :slight_smile:
thanks for not being a ‘bitch’ drainbead, I enjoy your posts, and I think you are great.
Kell

You took the words right outa my mouth Libby (BTW, I had to read that thing you wrote about Bob twice, just to make sure. :slight_smile: ) I think it is amusingly pathetic that some people take this thing so seriously that they turn it into some personal, pointless crusade. Makes me wonder if they have a life in the real world.

It’s only a message board Kel! No one is forcing you to endure the wrath of the moderators or forcing you to lock up your computer. You come here voluntarily, don’t you?

You, yourself made the decision to become a member of a MODERATED message board and now you whine because they moderate? You don’t like the way they run THEIR OWN board, then adios. There are thousands of unmoderated MBs on the web, I am sure you can find one.

If you wanna bitch, bitch, that’s great. But this self proclaimed martyr, whining bullshit is getting really old.

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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

Not to keep harping on you, but you find racist jokes funny?

Trust me, DB’s version is a lot funnier.

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KITTEN

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

look diane, you already said that, almost word for word, you made your point, are you going to pounce on every word I say from here on out, maybe you are the one with no life, there are many many many threads out there, go find one that does not annoy you so much, we wont talk about you if you aren’t here, promise.

this is an arguement neither of us can win, you say you dont mind if I bitch, so long as I dont whine…well, if you go on and on and on about me whining, aren’t you also whining?

Go away, and leave me be…I shall endeavor not to annoy you.

Huh. I realize that this is the reason for the BBQ pit, but I have to say the reason I’m here is to discuss the Straight Dope.