Hey Bono...I got a face saving idea with regards to Arafat's sticky fingers

OK Mr. Rock Star, Bono; I have a good idea.

Instead of clamoring for debt forgiveness and additional foreign aid, why not reach into your deep pockets and help bail out one of the 3rd world’s more upstanding recipients, Yasser Arafat.

According to the Kuwaiti Al-Watan daily newspaper (which doesn’t sound to me like the name of an underground Jewish newspaper operating on the arabian peninsula), President of the PNA, YouSir AreFat was caught with his hands in the cookie jar, to the tune of 5.1 million dollars.

There’s your foreign aid. Another useful purpose.

You might have snowed Tres. Secy. O’Neill, but you’re not gonna begin to convince me the bulk of aid money isn’t wasted or stolen until you write out a personal check for $5,100,000.00 and hand it over to an uncorruptable Palestinian institution who will use the money for peaceful purposes.

Put your money where your mouth is and prove your a better man than me (<==A stingy, anti-tax xenophobe who despises seeing US $ shipped overseas in the first place).

Fuck Bono

Nuff said