If there is more nubile breeding ground for ignorance than my place of business please let me know.
“WELL KISS MY GRITS! You got an e-mail that says that WTC went down because King Kong climbed up it and his weight was ‘Just too much’!” :eek:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IGNORANT WASTE OF SKIN!
I don’t want your BO in my cubicle unless it is of a urgent, work related nature. I CERTAINLY don’t want you in here spouting your ignorance! I got that King Kong e-mail too, and you know what? I promptly deleted it! I DIDN’T go and forward it on through the company as to get all the other ignorant fucks in the office to come to Çyrin’s cubicle and stink it up too!
What’s that you say? “Your a mother of two, and you’ve been alive longer than me…” Oh that’s right, I forgot, the more kids you have and the longer your on this planet, THAT’S where your intelligence comes from! :rolleyes:
You are saying that some dumbfuck got an e-mail that says:
(I can barely bring myself to type this) The WTC toppled because of King Kong? Not because of the hijacked planes that smashed into them? From a movie from 50 years ago?
Tell me they were at least laughing when they said it and are just ignorant dumbasses that don’t know any better then to talk stupid trash. Tell me there is not really an e-mail going around like that.
Tell me these things or I swear to God I am becoming a hermit and retiring from this crazy, fucked up world.
If I understood correctly, I beg you to go to said co-workers cubical and hit him/her with a stun gun. Do it for humanity’s sake. Do it for me.
Zette, I’m way ahead of you on that stun gun idea… Shhh don’t tell my co-workers, I want it to be a surprise!
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Muhahahahahahaaaaaaa!
Sadly no, no-one actually got an e-mail about King Kong, I just made that up to get my point across. That was just plain rediculous! But i am telling you I have had way stupider stuff spouted at me and it just PISSES ME OFF!
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“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
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Phew! sorry ok, I am back. Here’s an example of something stupid someone tried to pass off on me…
“I don’t use tide because Procter and Gamble was founded by satanists!” :eek:
I believe he exaggerated to make a point. Or he lied. There’s a fine line
The guy next to me started talking about that picture of a tourist at the WTC with a plane in the background. I rather enjoyed getting to point out to him that it’s a fake. I love snopes.
You’re just pissed because you thought Procter and Gamble was founded by Satanists too!
Dumbass!
Ignorant people talk shit all day at work, so instead of citing spesfic examples in my OP, I made up one (just as stupid and ignorant) to encapsulate the ignorance beaming from the people I work with!
(Damn you Cyrin! Now I have to come in and explain!!!)
There is a woman ( “Miss Dippsy” ) that works in our office here and she is, as my mum would put it, “Thick as Shit in a Bottle”.
She regularly get’s the typical hoax emails and runs around in a panic preaching to everyone the contents of said email.
When you show her she is mistaken, she goes to great lengths to defend it.
This happened today, (I can’t even remember the exact circumstances.) and I turned to her and said, “Damn it, where do you get your info from???” To which she answers, “I just know.” :rolleyes:
We did have some fun with her as a result. “Woman A” sent an email saying that she would be away on Monday and that “Woman B” would be covering her. “Woman B" then sent an email saying that she wouldn’t be at work on Monday either and that “Miss Dippsy” would cover for both.
Well “Miss Dippsy”, came running around saying that she couldn’t cover as she had plans Monday. We told her that she would have to change her plans to cover the work. She started to get upset about having to cover when she was finally let in on the joke. (Monday is Thanksgiving here in Canada and it is a holiday.) It went on for over an hour before Dippsy caught on.
Some times playing with ignorance is much more fun that fighting it.
Unfortunatly for Maximum Override and I, Miss Dippsy has e*nuff ignorant people to cover for her when she isn’t here to spout her spesfic brand of Bullshit.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi comes to mind… (don’t ask MO knows)
[Stolen from Maximum Override]
Ooooooo, look*it meeeee
I’m making people Wacky!
I’m the Wacky man, from Wacky land
In a Wacky man house, on Wacky man lane!
