My new coworker thinks the government is cooperating with aliens, trading live human beings for new technology.
Her reasoning is that the aliens can’t reproduce as easily as us, and want to study us to see how we do it. Also, “just look at all of this new technology!”
Oh let’s play “whose co-worker is crazier”. Mine thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, the world’s Jews control the Federal Reserve, there is no law saying that you have to pay income tax, and that we should go back to the gold standard. Cuck-ooooOO!
I had a cow-orker that thought the only reason hydrogen powered cars weren’t being made, was because we would use up all of the water in the ocean trying to extract all the hydrogen from it.
All that, and more! He also believed that the 12th planet was coming and would cause a pole-switch that would destroy everyone except those on shield bedrock. Knew it was true because Zecharia Sitchin and some woman were in psychic communication with the good aliens. There were Service-to-Self reptile aliens on Earth, living in the tunnels beneath Denver International Airport and the Service-to-Others aliens were trying to save us from them.
Apparently the Service-to-Others aliens needed just another $14.95 (plus shipping and handling).
At any rate, you owe it to the board to conduct the following experiment: tell C.W. you wish to know, in confidence, if she is against cooperation with the aliens. If she is, tell her you’ve been recruited, and enlist her in the anti-alien plot of going back to your place and doing it all wrong, all night long. Confide in her that the technology is home-grown, and that the aliens are paying us in sure-fire ideas for reality TV shows.