Maxxxie
January 17, 2004, 10:04am
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Heh, I came across this site today.
It occurred to me it would be a great tool for those times I wish to pit but, alas, have insufficient ire in me to actually generate a fantastic rant. The autoflamer is a beautiful thing:
Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
You amaze me! I didn’t think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! If you’re going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. If you knew what you’re talking about, you’d be dangerous. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec’s famous remark: “Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic.”
You are about as entertaining as a child’s inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they’d say: “Go ahead. Do it!” Maybe you wouldn’t be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren’t living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren’t so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn’t have a face designed exclusively for radio. Who am I kidding? You would.
Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.
I’m loving it! So… bring on the autoflames!!!
Max.