This is going beyond a joke.
David Hasselhoff, he of Knightrider and Baywatch, atracts the craziest of fans. In the review of the “Baywatch” Album above, one of them proclaims him as Equal to Bob Dylan and John Lennon.
What the hell is going on in the world when people can claim that he is the next Bob Dylan (and then say that he is the next Cary Grant!!)
Let me tell you something. Bob Dylan wrote great music. He captured the mood of a generation in his music.
Cary Grant was a great Actor.
I sincerely doubt that Dylan would record some pathetic Germanic Polka-rock, or that Cary Grant would throw pictures of himself at an Audience.
Hasselhoff, suck my fat one. You are not talented. You are not a great actor. If I ever come face to face with you, do not try to give me a signed autograph of yourself, lest I be forced to give you a colostectomy with it.
Man, I hate Hasselhoff.