Hey, eBay asshole!

If you’re telling me “The phone number is not properly formatted” you better tell me how the hell the phone number is supposed to be formatted, OK? I’ve tried every god damn variation I can think of, and in “Contact Us” there’s no way to define this particular problem, so here I am, missing out of the item, and there you are, missing out of the money. Dumb fucking asshole, what do you want with my fucking phone number in the first place?! Jesus.

Please to fix said EBAY problem. You must simply email your phone humber to the account, my expert brother will continue to repair said problem while our purchase continues.