Hey Eve, I realize that you probably don’t really know me all to well (if at all), but would you be so kind as to shoot me an e-mail, I’d like to talk to you.
Thanks,
-modro
Didn’t we already have this conversation?
Why never a “Hey Happy!” thread?
Done, and done.
What is with the clandestine Eve meetings? She gets ALL the good gossip!
Well, I am sure the conversation has occured before, but I wasn’t involved. 
But last time they wanted advice, and everyone left advice for over five pages…
So let us start litigacious rumours about why these people are contacting Eve
I think it must be to do with Eve’s recent loss of vices, she must be indulging in a new vice, but what could it be?