Hey Everybody! ZIMMY'S BACK!

Road-ragin’ some dude, pulling the “do you know who I am?” card, and threatening to kill him, then showing up at the guy’s workplace two days later. (Allegedly.)

Heh heh, that’s our Zimmy! <laugh track>

Is there a point to these updates? I don’t think a single poster here considers Zimmerman a good or reasonable person.

But if you can’t *prove *what he did was illegal, then…I forget what. He’s good, or he’s moral, or something.

…he shouldn’t go to prison.

Again, is there anyone who posts here who describes Zimmerman as “good” or “moral”? I just don’t get what these threads are for, they all turn into a rehash of the evidence from his trial, but no one defends his character.

Well, let’s get to it.

takes pants off-puts on goggles

Zimmerman is not guilty because evidence.

I concur with my esteemed colleague, the naked guy with the pants on his goggles.

Just to be sure before I respond, is it possible to concur with somebody if you are backing slowly away from him and searching out the nearest escape route?

To my esteemed plastic vegetable colleague: I posit that the goggles are in lieu of pants.

Zimmerman is a punchline now. The OP is pointing out that Zimmerman’s still a punchline, by his own hand. If Zimmerman gets his ass in a sling again by doing something stupid (which seems more and more likely with each new incident) then it will be the ultimate punchline finish to his life of infamy.

One of these days he’ll wound or kill a white guy and then he’s done for it

Dash cams need to be standard equipment on all cars.

What, no Dylan fans on the board?

If and when that happens, I bet both of my hands Stormfront & their hyperpartisan brethren will immediately call false flag.

::takes off pants and puts on goggles::

Good old Zimmy is lucky he hasn’t been shot himself. You might have noted that the road rage vic also has a concealed carry lic. AIUI (IANAL) If the guy you had a RR incident a few days before suddenly shows up at your work, you might have a good reason to, er, pop a cap in his posterior. Ya know, perceived threat from someone who does have a history of, shall we say, anger management issues and questionable prior use of force.

I am in no way endorsing violence against Zimmy, just pointing out possible outcomes.

Zimmy!

Capt

I think it is a well-established fact that goggles do nothing.

One of these days the law of averages will catch up with him just like O. J.

The important question to ask in all of this is, if you have to take your pants off to wear the goggles, how and where are you wearing them?

A bean in each lens cup and the frank across the nose bridge.

Isn’t that pretty much required? Saying “Nice doggy” while looking for a stick?

Let me make sure I have it all straight: Guy accuses Zimmerman of threatening to kill him during a bout of road rage, resulting in the victim using a gas station pay phone to call the police (claiming that Zimmerman has blocked in his vehicle outside).

Later a person who’s confirmed by police to be Zimmerman is seen waiting in his truck outside the victim’s place of work with a handgun tucked in his waistband.

I can’t wait for Bricker and the rest of Zimmerman’s defense team to show up.