I’m in 
Can I kinda hang out in that corner by the bartender? He’s cute…
What the heck is taking Falcon so long? It’s getting a little warm here behind the couch.
Hey, watch it with that sock there, buddy!
Am I too late? Any room behind that couch?
Hey is that a nike swish on that sock Coldie? Certainly gives new meaning to the phrase ‘Just do it.’
Might get a drink first…
sniffs…wuinkles up nose
It smells like old socks in here. Hell with the couch, I’m hiding behind the bar.
Who knew the Dutch were so fuzzy?
And, hey, quit it…:::jostle poke squish shove::: Damn, it’s getting crowded behind this couch. Hey! Watch where you’re pointing that thing. Ooof, get off me! Frick…Falcon, are you coming yet? I’m getting unintentionally molested for you here…
I think you need to roll up that sock some more coldie… who you trying to kid?
Oh good lord. COLDFIRE! What the HELL is that sock doing?
Well, I wanted to wait until I actually HAD 3000 posts to make it over here, but I wouldn’t want Ruffian to get too molested. (I mean, imagine the carnage if Omni showed up.)
So then…dpr, care to get me a drink? Pretty please?
SURPRISE!
Oh, did I miss my cue? Oh…well, carry on then.
Heck we can start the party early. We’ll pretend it’s like New Year’s…
ongratulatory hug for the lovely guest of honour
Sure thing hon. One drink coming up.
gets Falcon a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster and steps back
Is there room for one more back here?
::steps over/on people:: Excuse me. Sorry. Lemme through. OK, I’m comfy now. How are you?
Hey Falc-
I bet if you put your mind to it, you could hit your mark in this very thread!
What’ya think?
Happy 3000, babe, and may you enjoy the next 3000 as much as you did the first bunch 
Scotti
Hmmm. didn’t even have to dangle tickets. Welcome to the party, Falc, Happy 3000.
oh…er…SUPRISE!
I bet I could, Scotti! Probably will, in fact…
And dpr? downs Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in one gulp Wanna get me another?
Whatever works.
weirddave said:
Redskinstickets? You mean those guys who are in last place after the tie breakers?
Happy 3000, Falcon, a bit early.
Now…somebody direct me to the beer and/or tequila. And…could we get some Lysol or something? This place smells like used socks, for some reason.
Happy 3000, Falc! I only hope to be like you someday.
Pssst, Coldfire. I wasn’t paying any attention to the sock.
Happy 3000, Falc. I’m sorry that Coldfire’s sock stole some of your thunder. I believe it was all done for you, though.
Looks to be a great party. whispers Now let me get this straight…are ALL the guys going to do the Red Hot Coldfire Peppers thing? Damn. And I forgot my camera…
{{{hugs}}} Have a super party! You deserve it.
struuter…I’m sure if we got them drunk enough, all of them would do it…and I have my camera.
Blackmail, anyone?
Sweet! You are the goddess of good ideas, the saint of single-handedly saving the day. Small wonder we all revere you so much.
SHURPRISHE!!!
falls at Falcon’s feet
(BTW, why don’t we have a drunk smilie? Lord knows we could use one around here.)