I was telling a friend that just signed up on the board that if you google “Goat felching”, a thread from the Dope is the first result listed.
Not anymore! I checked again to confirm, and we are not there!! Wikipedia is first (when I looked).
In fact, the Dope is not anywhere in the first 7 pages of results. I would have gone farther, but I didn’t care enough to keep looking.
Wikipedia has a frightening superiority in matters of felching.
We must strive to close the goat felching gap! We cannot allow ourselved to fall behind in this crucial area of human endeavor!
Furthermore, the third result down has this snippet of text for the summary:
I have no idea what is being discussed, but it sounds like it could be right out of the BBQ Pit. These are clearly allies we must enlist in order to reclaim the crown.
Pit material for sure! Bring them in!
Google Ad?
Churrasco Rotisseries!
Ya gotta love low-level AI!
How are we ranked in the highly important “1920s-Style Death Ray” competition?
IIRC, this was discussed in ATMB - Google no longer crawls the boards to archive it, not the least because it creates extra traffic and thus extra stress on the hamsters.
“1920s-Style Death Ray”? Number Two, remarkably enough.
This is most worrysome. I only came here for the Goat Fetching.
Wait, that didn’t come out right.
Come for the goat felching. But stay for the innocent tiny tits teens, naked celebrities, and horny married women!
Be sure to bring pie.
Fetching? Hmm…Fetching Goats…band name?