…but I don’t think you want her coming anywhere near your little jimmy.
Woman Bites Off Piece of Boyfriend’s Tongue During Kiss.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
:dubious: I don’t know about you, but if my date bit off my tongue, breakfast is cancelled.
I’ll bet he’s just glad it was his tongue. 
To her credit, it looks like she’s not a “spitter.” 
Wait a minute… I can see how someone might bite the other person’s tongue if startled, but to bite all the way through it and sever a huge chunk of it… I mean, isn’t the tongue supposed to be one of the toughest (and therefore – I would assume – densest) muscles in the body? Jeez…
He had his tongue an inch and a half past her teeth!
That is one hell of a french kiss!
Tris
This is definitely not the kind of injury you could kiss and make better, is it?
As for buying the girl breakfast afterwards, hell no…she’s already eaten.
This reminds of the episode of Springer where the girlfriend came home and saw her boyfriend fooling around with someone else.
So she waited until they were done and the lady had left, then pretended to come home… started fooling around with him and then bit off one of his testicles!
Of course, whether any of that is true is highly unlikely :dubious:
I would say Oral is off limits from now on!
The part I really don’t understand is why they were walking to a restaurant together afterward instead of rushing straight to the hospital. 
What was he going to eat?! :eek:
…because that bears repeating!
HOLY LORD
I’d say a second date was off limits now. :eek:
Yeah, and she already ate.