Hey, I wrote a joke!

Q. What is D. B. Cooper’s least favorite season?

A. Autumn, because he died in the fall!

I haven’t fact-checked this, but I did think of it all by my lonesome.

Thumbs up!

What’s Irish and comes out in the springtime? Paddy O’Furniture.

Alas, I did NOT write that myself.

Took me a sec… but that that’s the best kind. Funny!

What’s neurotic and lives on Mars? Woody alien.

Neurotic? I could have written it better…


My worst joke ever: Greg Louganis made an appearance at a local aquatic center. We were talking about that event at dinner, and I said he had trouble finding his way out of the center because all the signs read “TIXE.”

he’s dyslexic