Are you still bored, dropzone?
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Hmmm, maybe he’ll post when he’s back from sailplaning with his neighbor’s kids.
But after sailplaning, he may get bored again. I suggest he goes down to his local animal shelter and fosters a pregnant cat.
Or he could crawl into one of the cages and refuse to come out. That would be interesting.