Hey, it's October SOMEWHERE. Bitchtoberfesterama

My cat had been locked in the bathroom from Thursday night about 7pm, to this morning around 10am. In that time she peed in the box only 3 times. Didn’t pee anywhere else in the bathroom.

Let her out with the intent to watch her and let her play, but keep her in there when I was gone or at night.

Four hours later there is a big splotch of pee on the towel lying on the floor next to my bedroom door. One of her towels, that I put there specifically so I could SEE any pee. Five feet away from her box in the bathroom.

Damn cat, you really don’t want to live, do you.

The old computer finally crashed this morning. Fortunately, there was no data loss…I just didn’t want to spend the rest of my weekend removing a dusty computer carcass from the living room. :stuck_out_tongue:

Its not going to snow today. I will cry and protest tomorrow, no giving out nickles until the last minute has passed.

I did put a call out for wooden nickles to my friends and nobody has any. They did laugh a lot at the memories. Thank you for that idea, ** Lynn **:slight_smile:

Morgyn, I bookmarked that link. If I had gotten it in time for shipping, I would have contacted them. Next time I make such a large bet, I will want to have my finances in order.

Sobs loudly at the shame that will be caused when it snows on MoVenter first.

Now for my personal rant. M sent me a pic of him all huddled up with some of the Ranger cheerleaders. My first thought was “Wow, those are some beautiful women” second thought was “M, you need a haircut.” I didn’t text the second thought to him, but shouldn’t I be jealous or something?

Sunovacrap. I swiveled the TV while I was cooking and must have jiggled the power cord because the TIVO, delicate little flower that it is, seems to have gone into infinite reset mode. It’s been resetting for the entire duration of the Simpson’s Treehouse of Terror. I am so fucking not pleased.

I’ll be even less pleased if it never comes back to life and I lose everything I’ve stored on the disk.

Goddamn it. I let the cat out for a little bit and she runs out into the living room and arches her back to take a dump. BACK IN THE BATHROOM FOR YOU, DIRTBAG!

And when I’m carrying her back, the floor lamp drops over and breaks. Didn’t come within 3 feet of it, it just fell over. Cheap piece of shit, the base was filled with a concrete like substance to make the base heavy, and when it fell over, all that came out in chunks.

Ran to Walmart and bought another.

Finagle, if you have a external HD on the TiVO it can upset the boot order.

Let the external spin up, then start the TiVO. If no joy, try it reversed.

And for the love of OG, get a big UPS, and plug the TV and TiVO in to it.

If you are this angry at your cat maybe it’s time to find her a new home. Living in the bathroom is not likely to solve her problems.

I was thinking that, too - this isn’t working for anybody involved in it.

Stayed up too late partying last night - have a big headache today. And no, I didn’t have a drop of alcohol - I just can’t stay up late any more.

Yeah, might be time. Dunno anyone who can take her though, and I’m not quite ready emotionally to hand her to a shelter that may just take her in the back and put her down.

Most cities have some cat rescue groups who will find homes and even foster kitties. Also there are some no-kill shelters around. I hope you can find a place like that. This is not good for you OR the kitty.

Mutherfuckers! Eating MY fucking cookies. MY COOKIES. Did they buy those cookies? NO! Did they ask if they could have a cookie? NO! Are they fatherless sons of whores? Why YES Yes they are.

I’ve been cutting up pomegranates for the last 30 minutes, and I just realized that at some point I managed to spray the wall. I really don’t have time for this. :mad:

Well, let me tell you the story.

In June 2006, my best bud in the whole world, my pride and joy, my 20 year old cat died a few days before my birthday. I should have let him go, but I didn’t want to let him go and he suffered before he died.

That left me with his mate, a 16 year old female.

In early October 2006, I took my 9 year old nephew and he helped me pick out a male kitten.

In early December 2006, I got up to go to work and the kitten was very sluggish. I had to go and carried him over into the sunlight before leaving. When I got home, he was dead, in the exact position I had left him. No idea why, nor did my vet have any idea why, but it turned out that he was one of the first victims of the poisoned cat food thing.

My 16 year old got very ill from it, and lingered until the beginning of March, 2007, when she died. Having lost 3 cats in 9 months, I had no interest in getting another for a while.

Eight days later, this cat was in my parent’s garage, a day or two before a major snowstorm. My mother didn’t find the owner (she even put out an ad). My mother is deathly allergic to cats, so she called me to pick it up. So in a time when I didn’t want a cat, when I was in a lot of pain from losing cats, the Universe gave me another one.

We had no issues in that apartment with this kind of behavior. We moved here 2.5 years ago, and it didn’t begin until December, not quite two years ago, and has slowly gotten worse.

So please forgive me if I am slow to release her.

I disagree. I think it would be far less stressful for the cat to even have to live most of the rest of it’s life in the bathroom than to be stuck in a cage in a strange place surrounded by strange people and strange cats.

I also had another idea Chimera - try putting snow fence down on the carpet and see if she refuses to walk on it. If so, it would be easy to roll up when she is in the bathroom, and put back down when she is allowed freedom.

Are we sure it’s not a UTI? Have you talked to a vet? Maybe the vet has perspective on this we don’t.

Have you tried moving the litterbox? My cat did this for a while – she just developed this sudden and utterly inexplicable terror of the litterbox. I dunno why – maybe she had a UTI or an especially painful dump and associated it with that box. But I bought a new box and moved it a few feet away and all has been well since then.

I’m glad you liked it. :slight_smile:
My note for today is I’m a little sick of being told to smile. I am a serious, quiet person at work, and I do smile, but apparently my boss thinks that I should just be sitting here all day, while I work, smiling. Like that’s not crazy.

I also hate being told as a quiet person “You’re awfully quiet today”. Thanks for putting me on the spot, asshole. Note to not-quiet people - this doesn’t make us more talkative!

I’m living on a tight budget and rarely have any money to do anything.

Saturday the local Gilda’s Club was hacving a program, complete with free “continental breakfast and light lunch.” I figured it was worth the bus fare there to actually DO something.

I went, learned a lot, got the free food, and even won a nice purple tote with bath stuff in it as a door prize.

When I leave the place, it’s a fucking blizzard! I have to walk to the bus stop, wait about an hour, and then it takes another hour to get to the bus stop 10 blocks from my house! It takes me half an hour to walk to my house, which has no electricity or heat because of downed wire lines. Praise be for gas heated hot water and a gas stove.

About two months back I bought a second box and put it in the kitchen.
A couple of weeks ago she developed a fear of that box and when trying to clean it and the area around it, found mouse turds. A cat afraid of the smell of mice?

I bleached the area and put different litter in it and she used it twice but won’t go near it anymore.

But yeah, I’ll put it in another spot and see if that works any better. The only problem with that is one is in the bathroom and one in the dining room, and anywhere else I put it will be over carpet. Even with a rug under it, litter tracking is going to be an issue.

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