How’s it goin’? 
What’s up?
By the way: Isn’t it time for Iron Chef part 5, Madame Chairwoman?
Fenris, not hinting or anything. And certainly not encouraging everyone else to ask Chairwoman JavaMaven to pick up the sparkely jacket and do the next SDMB IRON CHEF! It would be wrong!
I’m great. Thanks fer askin’.
The Madames Milliken and Feniger have cracked the whip and are keeping me quite busy in the bowels of their new venture, which at least is helping me pay the bills.
Now that I have access to a working computer again… you just may be seeing Madame Chairwoman rising up from the stage in a billowing cloud of stage smoke
Yer workin’ for the Two Hot Tamales? How cool is that? (Well, not as cool as working for Rosengarten or Alton Brown or the Two Fat Ladies would have been) but damned cool nonetheless! So how long before we see you on one of Kaga’s Iron Chef Specials?
Fenris
There should have been a winky face 
after the word “nonetheless”.
Oops.
Fenris
Actually, working for the Two Fat Ladies would have been cool only up to the point that one of them DIED.
MAN I miss that show.