And this is a song about a whale!
NO! This is a song about being happy!
dances
*waits for the people who don’t get the joke to post " 
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I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
If’n you ain’t the granddaddy of all liars!
A fly marrying a bumble-bee?
I told you I’d shoot! But you didn’t believe me! WHY didn’t you believe me???
I told you I’d shoot, but you didn’t believe me! WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!
Incidentially, Stinky Whizzleteats is supposed to be Burl Ives (and that line actually comes from a Burl Ives film). They wanted Burl to do the voice, but they couldn’t reach him.
Beat by one minute. Touche, Eutychus. Touche.
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy.
You probably would have beat me if you hadn’t added that bit about Burl Ives.
The little critters of nature… they don’t know that they’re ugly!
That’s very funny.
I don’t think you’re happy enough!
OHHHH, my belov-ed ice cream bar! How I looove to lick your creamy… center.
And your oh-so-nutty… chocolate… covering.
Nyahhhhrggg! Nyahhhhrgggg!
Oh, the Lord loves a hangin’
That’s why He gave us necks
It tightens up our vocal cords
And loosens up our pecs
(I thought the character’s name was Stinky Whizzlecheeks.)
So if you are a horse thief,
And guilty to the bone,
Go ahead 'n blame a friend
And you won’t hang alone!
I just want to say my friend Mike had a pet ferret (female) that he named Stinky Wizzleteats.
What rolls downstairs
Rolls over in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack
It fits on your back
It’s Log Log Log!
It’s Log Log
It’s big it’s heavy
it’s wood
It’s Log Log
It’s better than bad
It’s good!
Everyone wants a Log
Everyone needs a Log
C’mon and get your Log
Log! From Blamo!
I’m still going to wear unwashed lederhosen every single day for the rest of my life.
You’re not like the rest. You like the same things I do. Soap scum…boiled football leather. It is not I who am crazy- it is I who am MAD!