Even if they already exist in some other form, try to come up with some neat acronyms for:
GRIEF
FLAT
PUNK
CHEESE
BLUNT
CRUD
NYMPH
BAIT
TWIST
Yeah, I know these would be the actual acronyms. But whatever the extended form of an acronym is called, that. (What is that, by the way?)
That’s GRIEF Theory, actually: the Grand Relativistic Inverted Epsilon Field Theory.
PUNK: Posing Urban-Noir Kids
PUNK: Poly-Unsaturated Neural Kinetigens. I couldn’t understand the article the term was used in. 
NYMPH: Not Your Mother’s Panty Hose. Popular slang among a subset of mostly-female punkers during the eighties.
FLAT: Fully-Laminated Array Technology. A better CCD for a cheaper price.
TWIST: Tornado Weather Investigational Science Team
CRUD: Coalition to Remove Unsightly Debris
BAIT: Bivalve-Accessible Information Technology.
Or, computers for clams.
Nice ones, folks.
How about for these:
GROAN
ZIPPER
CRAWL
STEAL
CURSE
TRASH
STUPID
TURD: Typical Unit of Rectal Discharge
STUPID: Something That You Put Into da’ Electrical Outlet
…nah, doesn’t look right… for some reason…
NYMPH: National Youth Moratorium on Promiscious Hanky-Panky.
STEAL: Society of Theives, Embezzlers, And Larcenists.
CURSE: Constant Users of Rancorous Spells and Enchantments
GROAN: General Reaction to Odiferously Awful Names
STUPID: Senators Talking Uninterruptedly; Public Increasingly Disgusted.
STUPID - Society for the Training of Underachieving Pathetic Idiots and their Dependants
CRAWL: Citizens Roaming Around Without Legs
TRASH: Tiresome Republicans Admire Scalia, Hannity.
I thought the board had its all-time winner in
(EI)DHIBJD - (eighteen-inch) double-headed ice blue jelly dong
and that no other acronyms would ever abbroach its greatness.
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