Ha ha! Made ya look!
Monkies always loo-ook!
Monkies always loo-ook!
Ha! Hahahahahaha! Oh man! I crack me up!
-Rue. (what’s that spot on your shirt?)
Does your mother know your stupid?
Have you stopped beating your wife?
Do you still attend those Satanic worship services?
Yes, Spritle.
Again, yes.
Not anymore. They stopped having doughnuts after.
Hahahaha!
-Rue.
Does your son still think he’s a turtle?
Did you get any more tomatoes?
monkeys always look eh?
well?
and your point is…?
I know something you don’t know.
neener neener neener!
Stupid thread!
:: Runs off crying to his mama… ::
Rue is being a big meanie.
I don’t think I want to play with him any more.
Ook.
Well fine Ex, if you don’t want to play, I won’t make you. Even though it makes you a big pouty baby. Ya baby! (Nine cherry tomatoes off the plant tonight. Child is still F’ank’in.)
Of course you know things I don’t Snickers, you’re a… what’s that on your shoulder? AAAAHHH!!! It’s a SPIDER!
Ha! Made you look again!
And my point would be what holds my hat on in the wind Babs. Doi.
(Poor Mr. Parine, named after a bent piece of metal pretending to be a wrench.)
-Rue. (does anyone want to smell my flower?)
Umm, no thanks, I’m allergic to flowers. Don’t mean to hurt your feelings or anything.
Really.
Here, to make it up to you have this lovely can of peanut brittle…
[sup]heh heh heh…[/sup]
Hey Rue, your shoe’s untied.
Nyaah, Nyaah.
I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. 
Yeah! And your untied shoe is being worn by a big hairy spider with his fly undone is crawling on your shirt… right there! OMG - I’m serious!
Asphinctersayswhat?
Rue, that’s nothing. Check this out!
Happy
Rueybabe,
what’s this I have on my finger? is it a splinter?
(eyes well up with tears)
(insert pout)
(pokes you in the eye a la Curely)
nyuck nyuck nyuck!
(runs off madly)
You guys are soooooooooooooooo immature!
Peanut brittle? I LOVE peanut brittle! Where’d you get peanut brittle in such a lovely tin? Yeah, it shakes like it’s full of deee-licious peanut brittle… AAAAHHHH!!! A snake ate all my peanut brittle! Sorry it jumped out at you, there dwyr. I hope it doesn’t leave a bruise.
Of coursemy shoe’s untied Bumb. They’re in the other room! Can’t get me like that! I’m too smart for you! Ha ha!
Look up.
Look down.
See my thumb?
Gee yer dumb!
Ha hahahaha!
Lsura, may I take this opportunity to tell you how lovely you look today? Oh! Too bad that bounced off! I guess I’ll just have to keep that one!
Ow! My Eye! I think it popped out! Ow ow ow! Babs come over here and help me find it, will ya? Ow! I think it rolled under the couch. Can you look? No, really, get right down there and look under the couch, I’ll stay over here looking for my eye that you poked out of my head. Yeah, just bend down and look under the couch… as I kick you in the butt! Ha!
Iiiiiiiii’m not imature, Snickers. You are!
Are too!
Are too!
Are too!
Are too!
Are too!
Are too!
Are too!
Are too!
I can go on like that allllll day!
-Rue. (Look! Under there!)