Rue, you’re so cute.
pulls your hair
Rue…
Takes one to know one, Mr. Smartypants.
As if the board isn’t running slow enough, we tie it up with such earth shattering topics as this…
Oh, you’ll never get me to say ** “Under where?” **
d’oh!..
:runs off pouting:
I’m sorry Ivyglass, I wasn’t aware we were trying to live up to your standards of what’s suitable thread material.
It’s called having fun, in a forum with the words “mundane” and “pointless” in its description. You want earth-shattering, stick to Great Debates.
skips off
[Dark Helmet] Lone Star! Only he would dare give me the Raspberry! [/Dark Helmet]
and
[Dark Helmet] I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! [/Dark Helmet] (that always cracks me up.)
Puddin’ likes me! Now I’ll have to push her down in the dirt! (And maybe ivylass has a point. Have you ever seen her hat fly off in the wind? Naw! She just wants to be tied up.)
Pssst… D.W. Diamonds, say “hi” to your knee.
-Rue. (licking the cookies so no one else takes 'em)
OG HATE DUMB THREADS! OG SMASH!
:points tiny finger:
Poopiehead! Poopiehead! Dragon is a poopiehead!
:runs away:
::puts bag of dog crap on Rue’s front step::
::rings bell::
::runs away::
I saw you Zap! I know it was you!
Hey! Is that your face or did your neck just throw up?
(And no name calling Ex. It’s beneath you.)
-Rue. (making armpit noises)
<Soaps Rue’s car windows>
<TPs Rue’s shrubbery>
<Considers egging Rue’s front door, but doesn’t>
<Dials Rue’s number to ask "Is your refrigerator running?>
hehehehehehehehe
Hey FairyChatMom, do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Bwahahahahahhahhahahahaha!
::reaches around behind Rue’s neck and taps him on the shoulder::
…and GORILLAS always tell them to!
Phoebestar
(my mom taught me that one, in response to my brother’s incessant taunting.)
Yeah? Well, your epidermis is showing!
<laughs so hard she cries>
:knocks on Rue’s door:
**D.W. **: Is Frank Wall there?
Rue: Nope.
**D.W. **: Is Robert Wall there?
Rue: Nope.
**D.W. **: Well, are any of the Walls there?
Rue: No! There aren’t **any **Walls here!
**D.W. **: Then what’s holding up your house?
:runs off squealing “Hi, knee! Hinee… hiney!”:
[HAAAAAAAAAAHN-sel (?!?!) and Gretel]
ACH!!! Yer Mutter rides a VACUUM CLEANER!!!
[/HAAAAAAAAAAHN-sel (?!?!) and Gretel]
(glues quarter to sidewalk)
sneaks up on Rue from behind, and yells random phrases into his ear
“I’ll charge you for the experience!”
“Mother, can you hear me?”
“Definie historicism in music and explain the mainfestation of this trend in the process of composistion of at least two works written by two different composers.”
“Bubble tea!”
“Small codeime and mango pudding!”
F_X
Whoops, I meant “define,” “composition,” and “codeine” in that post there. That’s what I get for copying the long sentence off my brother’s “In-Class Learning and Question Activity No. 2” sheet from school. :smack:
F_X
Hehehe…Pull my finger…
Phhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttt.
Hehehehehe…