I’ve got your nose! All of your noses, in fact. Look, that’s Rue’s nose sticking out of my fist!
No, you can’t have it back. Haw-haw!
Hey Rue! Smell my new cologne. It’s called “Come to Me”. Does it smell like come to you?
Bwahahahaha!!!
Hey, Rhubarb! You have the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across!
Huh huh huh huh!
Mystery Caller: Hello, I’m calling from your favorite radio station. You can win a bazillion dollars if you can name three cars that start with P.
Rue: Er, Porche, Pontiac, and um, Plymouth.
Mystery Caller: I’m sorry, those all start with gas.
runs away
<sneaks into Rue’s bathroom. Lifts seat and stretches clear plastic wrap across the bowl. Closes seat and tiptoes away, flush with victory!>
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