Oh shit! Somebody sedate me.
Doctor’s orders: UncleBeer should ingest fermented grain beverage until corneal explosion subsides and mandibular disfunction ceases.
Unfortunately, I have a 40 mile drive home, so I’ll be taking it easy; at least the last two or three hours.
Tooooomorrow, toooomorrow
It’s only a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Aaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaay…
Thank you, thank you. This Tony Award means so much to me…
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Hey! It’s today! Woohoo!
UncleBeer already knows this, 'cause I emailed him, but I kept forgetting to post it here. My mom will be joining us. She lives in Ann Arbor. She’s a lot of fun. You’ll like her too.
But now I have to call her, because I told her it was at 7:00. It’s not. Argh. I really need to learn to read.
Gotta go do my nails now. And lay out my clothes…and my valentine undies. 
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Only five more hours to go…now all I need to do is pray to the snow gods that we don’t get as much snow as they are predicting this evening…
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Regretably, I will be unable to attend, for a couple reasons.
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I just found this thread again, and realized that the party was tonight. I doubt that I could get there if I started now.
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I doubt very much that my wife would either understand or come along with me, both being pretty essential to my attendance. I can just hear her now. “You want to drive to Ann Arbor, and get drunk? And who the hell do you think will be driving home?”
I guess we could have gotten a room, but see reason 1 above.
Thanks, Unc, for remembering me, though. I’ll drink a Bitburger tonight with you all.
4:26pm EDT. I will be there about 6:30 or 6:45 and get a table in the name of Cecil Adams. Ask at the front for that name. They assured me that they would probably be pretty busy so at 7:30 I’ll probably be in the bar still.
I weigh about 200 pounds and am six feet tall with black collar length hair ( I really need a trim) and mustache. I am wearing a pair of jeans and a khaki button down shirt with my company logo sewn over the left pocket. I will be with Sucellus and he goes about 240 or so with very curly hair. I hope this will help you find us although most of you probably won’t even see this until it’s too late.
I also have the digital camera from work.
See ya soon.
“That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.” - Phaedrus, translator of Aesop’s Fables
So gang-
How’d it go?
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Allow me to point you over here, Frankie.
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004357.html
Thanks UB.
But I found it right after I posted. Whatanidiot!
and the moral of the story kids, is search then post.
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal