Hey Monty, what's the deal about Opal stabbing people in the back IRL?

Speaking of jokes that need to die…

(the thread, not the OP of the thread)

Why do you hate science?

The allegations should be the beginning of any investigation, not the end of it. If you’re going to make a choice between presuming innocent or presuming guilty, you should damn well choose innocent - or you could simply admit you don’t know the truth, probably never will know it, and move on.

With Hussein there was strong evidence of current and ongoing criminality, and he was tried and convicted for them. Similar evidence for Gadaffi. Neither was considered guilty based on decades-old, unsupported memories.

In short, we can say as fact that Saddam Hussein was responsible for many deaths, we can’t say as fact that Cosby committed many rapes.

I’ll take that as a compliment.

I had the best lobster roll of my life in Salem, with enormous house-made onion rings on the side and a delicious pale ale. It was a fantastic meal.

And I’m not telling you where it was because I don’t want everyone going there and ruining it (and I forgot the name of the place)

Now, back to whatever** TSS** is flinging shit about by the time I’m done posting this.

There was no evidence of WMD for SH because it simply did not exist, and neither did WMD, but we were assured that there was conclusive evidence of exactly that and that we were in imminent danger of being attacked with them. Congress and the public was actively lied to by Colin Powell and people like him. Colin Powell described the evidence he was about to give as “bullshit” to his cover buddy Wilkerson.

The fact is that Bill Cosby is a rapist, and piggies like you, the Paul Wolfowitzes of the internet, don’t give a damn about what happened to dozens (for all we know more) of women, but the known lies to start a war that we will be dealing with for the next several centuries because we didn’t exactly get welcomed as liberators bringing in a millennium of peace.

I think people like you cause this sort of reality distortion because you thrive on the chaos and the cost of dealing with the chaos supplies you with an excuse not to deal with the problems of the poor and sick and to perpetuate world misery and fear mongering on which your types thrive.

So, it was wrong to claim Saddam had WMDs without proof, but it’s right to claim Cosby is a rapist without proof because… reasons, I guess.

Your hypocrisy is strong.

Not actually sure what WMDs have to do with this conversation, though. They are not what Saddam was tried and convicted for.

The claim that SH had WMDs was not without proof, there was ample evidence amounting to convincing proof that he did not have WMD. Bush even joked about it afterwards in his WH Correspondents’ Dinner sketch where he pretended to look for WMDs under his own desk.

You have to have proof in court of your claims by admissible evidence.

Outside of court it is entirely appropriate to accuse Bill Cosby of being a rapist, and his remedy is to sue his accusers for libel, which he has threatened to do, but not done. If Bill Cosby thinks I’m being unfair to him, he is welcome to sue me for libel. He has a lawyer just to make such threats. That he doesn’t follow through on any of those threats, when he is accused of criminal conduct, when he can afford to do so tells me that he knows when I call those 37 witnesses to assert truth as a defense, that he will lose.

The public has not lost all remedies against Bill Cosby. Ostracism and telling the truth about him is a remedy in itself. If he wants to sue me, and I encourage him to do so, I’ll be happy to prove my claims in court by a preponderance of the evidence using those 37 women who have come forward as witnesses.

Dear God, you’ve a hell of a sense of your own importance, haven’t you? :rolleyes:

Now I’d much rather get back to the burger puns, if it didn’t mean playing patty-cake with a bunch of penny-ante operators.

This thread

it delivers

You’d lose.

Actually, SH had tens of thousands of tonnes of them (and even used some vs his own people), but they were mostly destroyed after the 1991 Persian Gulf War. Quite a few tonnes were not accounted for. However, they were found later, lost, rotting in the desert, more a anger to the environment than to anyone else. Scott Ritter even said “There’s no doubt Iraq hasn’t fully complied with its disarmament obligations as set forth by the Security Council in its resolution. But on the other hand, since 1998 Iraq has been fundamentally disarmed: 90-95% of Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction capacity has been verifiably eliminated … We have to remember that this missing 5-10% doesn’t necessarily constitute a threat … It constitutes bits and pieces of a weapons program which in its totality doesn’t amount to much, but which is still prohibited … We can’t give Iraq a clean bill of health, therefore we can’t close the book on their weapons of mass destruction.”

The Allies found:
50 deployed Al-Samoud 2 missiles
Various equipment, including vehicles, engines and warheads, related to the AS2 missiles
2 large propellant casting chambers
14 155 mm shells filled with mustard gas, the mustard gas totaling approximately 49 litres and still at high purity
Approximately 500 ml of thiodiglycol
Some 122 mm chemical warheads
Some chemical equipment
224.6 kg of expired growth media

Now, that being said- what little remained was in no way a danger to the USA.

Utilizing the threat of force to get SH to let Blix back in was perfectly justified. Invading Iraq after Blix found nothing was not.

You know, come to think of it, that was a great thread if I do say so myself. And just to show you my mind can be changed- I went in there thinking it was likely Homer and left thinking it was* likely *Joyce. And even tho they were unable to score a knock-out- the Joyce camp did win on points.

Let’s see…

In brief, we’ve gone from a “nostalgic” glance at a spat between Monty and Opalcat to an outing of an ancient screen name I haven’t used in 14 years to the Cosby alleged rape scandal to Saddam Hussein’s WMD capabilities. And there are probably others I’ve forgotten.

This strikes me as a LOT of topic drift for only 4 pages.

n/m Misfired snark.

Did you have a point?

Just fucking with you man.

Yeah, it’s been an awesome topic. I learned shit, and laughed, and cried.

OK I didn’t cry, but if I gave a shit I would have.

No that’s complete bullshit. I really don’t care much about 15 year old dramas, unless they involve me.

This has got to rank as one of the best pit threads in a long while. Hyperbolic shit throwing on both sides about a board legend, who I will always remember best for the buck eyes thread, terrible puns of two different varieties and enought thread drift to move a continent.

I’d love to join a side since I thinks its pretty crappy to talk shit about someone who’s not around but damn I can’t jump on board with the crazy train that’s running that side of the argument.

WMDs can rot?? I wonder what a “rotting WMD” smells like? :eek:

Joke about the patties if you must, but good god, stay away from that shitty bread they serve them on. I can’t stand them. The bun is the lowest form of wheat.