hey....remember when gary condit.....

was considered the UN-luckiest man in the US?

hell, he’ll probably get re-elected again…

Actually, Condit’s seat will be redistricted out of existence.

But I doubt that we’ll hear much about Condit any time soon.

Or about shark attacks.

Or about Korey Stringer.

Or about stem cell research.

Or about the ANWR.