Hey, Spock, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MORON!

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Oh, okay, smartguy, you with the “compute to the last digit Pi” and shit. That’s your best shot? How 'bout:

10 PRINT (or ? to all you uber-speedkeying vulcans) “You ain’t SHIT!”
20 GOTO 10

How’s that for your vulcan 7 year bitch? I did that to your momma, and only 'cuz she was human. Bitch.

And that shit ties up the ENTIRE PROCESSING CAPABILITY of, can I really call it a CPU??? Nice that fuckers in the UFP hadn’t thought about Pi and shit and irrationals and numbers and INFINITY and shit and stupid fucking vulcans and astronauts that drive 900 miles to Florida wearing space-diapers.

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This post is … highly illogical. :dubious:

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Emotional, isn’t he?

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Who took your baby’s tobasco sauce?

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All this time, I thought Edsger Dijkstra hated gotos because they encourage spaghetti code, but now I discover that the real reason is because people will make unintelligible posts on the SDMB involving them. Very insightful, that Dijkstra.

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Where’s your logic now? Hey, guess what, Mr Spock? I burning your tribble!

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Logic! Logic! I’m sick to death of logic! Do you want to know what I think about your logic?

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What was the name of that Chuck Barris program…The Bong Show? Something like that…

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This is why you don’t use goto code.

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You’re assuming a computer in the 23rd century ran BASIC. Highly unlikely.

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You seem to have confused Spock for one of Mudd’s androids.

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Well, it is a little disturbing to find that 23rd-century computers can’t multitask at all. I guess that sometime in the future, someone will figure out why single-threaded is best.

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Wow…good luck with….all that!

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Mr. Spock did while his kid was jumping on Super Kapowzler’s couch.

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We must nuke the OP from orbit.

It’s the only way to be sure.

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“Logic is a little bird tweeting in meadow; logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell baaaddd…”

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Amanda is dead! Long live Amanda!

I like Amanda, and I like Winona Ryder, but I hated Winona Ryder’s Amanda. Jane Wyatt FTW!

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Fascinating. I postulate that the OP eats stupid food for breakfast.

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Ah yes, getting burnt and watching all of TOS. Good times.

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Brain and again brain! What is brain?