I’m not detecting any leak…
So you’re all astronauts on some sort of… star trek?
… to baldly go where no thread has gone before…
We will.
Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.
You think he had sex with too many Mormons?
Hey, Spock, YOU’RE FUCKIN’ A MORMON!
What the hell does Madeline Kahn have to do with any of this?
[sub]Is it twoo what they say about how your people are…gifted?[/sub]
Madeline Kahn: Don’t tell me, you’re from outer space. What is it that you do - do?
Kirk: I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
Iowa? Only steers and queers come from Iowa, Captain Kirk. And there’s no trace of homosexuality on you so that kinda narrows it down. Do you like getting killed by falling off a bridge, Kirk?
Jim Kirk was no Boy Scout… and he was no steer.
Kirk: I can’t believe I kissed you.
Martia (appearing as Kirk): Must have been your lifelong ambition.
Super Kapowzler must have been working in the zenite mines without a mask. Why yes, I HAVE been watching old TOS episodes; thanks for asking. 
Festival!
I don’t think some of these posts are quite hitting the mark.
Kirk: I … don’t care - if you hit the broad side - of a barn, just get on with it!
Spock: [sub]{pausing}[/sub] Why would I wish to hit such a structure?
You are NOT of the Body!
Landru will know! He will come!
Watch where you throw your exploding rocks, Spock.
Can you tell us where to find the nuclear wessels?
Ooooh, I don’t know if I know the answer to that. I think it’s across the bay, in Alameda.