Hey, Spock, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MORON!

I think the OP needs to consider having his adrenal gland removed.

I canna’ take any more! She’s gonna’ fly apart captain!!

Nope, Real Vulcans code in binary.

But… logic has been, and always shall be, your friend.

“Among my people, we carry many such words as this…from many lands, many worlds…many are equally good – and as well-respected – but wherever we have gone, no words have said this…thing of importance, in quite this way. Look at these three words, written larger than the rest, with a…special pride never written before, or since – TALL words proudly saying, ‘We, the people’…”

The thread… out of danger?

It’s a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the Vulcan heart. (it resides solely in the mind)

Plomeek soup for everyone!

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Or the one.

At least pick a genuine fuckin’ moron moment.

“One of you is Captain Kirk, while the other is the shapechanger Garth, disguising himself as Captain Kirk. I’ll just sit down and turn my back while I wait to see how this plays out…”

iPods and iPads don’t multi task. It is the wave of the future.

Then there was the movie where Spock died. That was sad.

But, then it turns out, he was only mostly dead!

But how genuine is it?

The iPhone does now.

It wanted to but Spock threw it the “Class A Compulsory Directive” command. It’s a wonder life support didn’t get shut off.

Link You gotta love the adding machine sound effects.

When they want to kill the process, will they need the PID of PI?

Spock, spock. If you put your cock in a Spock does it get larger than a Vok’sha.

Isamu - bringing class to the SDMB, since 2006.

No putting roosters in Vulcans. I’m calling PETA.

But it was only a vulcanized chicken! :slight_smile:

Uber-speedkeying vulcans? 7 year bitch? This is gold, people! Gold!