Hey stinky! Please brush your teeth before going out for the evening!

Brushing at 7AM or 8AM isn’t going to carry you stink free through the day and into the evening . If you’re going out after 5PM please brush your teeth (and tongue) again. You’re nice person, but talking with you face to face is an ordeal. It like conversiing with an open dumpster.

Oh, man. I had a bad breath rant yesterday: it was 4pm, and a coworker I was talking to had massive stink breath.

Excuse me sir, could I offer you an Altoid?