Hey, White Castle Corporation, have you watched the news this week?

I got this email from White Castle today:

Oink it up with a pulled pork slider or get an iPig® speaker!

Great week to be introducing this:
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Are you implying that eating pork somehow increases your risk of catching flu? Or are you just helping along the fearmongery?

You should also avoid footballs, cops and watching episodes of The Muppet Show.