I’ve never been the target of vandalism, which is good because I’m far too immature to realize that vigilante justice is wrong.
Yeah, well if it were me in Zsofia’s position, I’d like nothing better than to lie in wait for these little shits to do something and pop up with a shotgun yelling “Hi, motherfuckers!” and wantonly shooting at them, but you know…
…I play too many videogames!
Hmm… I wonder if there’s any possible angle here. My first thought was “hey kids, here’s $100 if you tell me who busted my window,” but odds are you’ll just get lied to so they get the hundo.
Vandalism sucks.
You gotta crib from the FBI and such - “Cash reward for information LEADING TO AN ARREST”.
I think you should just go up to random kids on the street, give 'em the stink eye, and growl, “I know what you did!” You might get a confession. If you target the wrong kids, oh well- they’ve done something.
You gotta label at least one of them “Snot Boogie” or “Poot,”* just for posterity’s sake.
Sorry this happened to you. Idiots used to do shit to my car all the time (an old beat-up Porsche); crack the mirrors, break the antennae – once I found a sandwich in the middle of the windshield.
Hell, now that I think about it again, I hope you get to give them their rock back indeed.
- Characters from The Wire (well, not technically, since Snot Boogie was dead and the subject of a very funny conversation about how he got that name in the very first episode.
If people are throwing rocks at your cats, it’s a good time to consider moving to a place with fewer neighbors. I suggest Davenport Iowa. Rent a house with at least an acre of scrub around it. There are about 4 thousand of them available.
Davenport Iowa, home to 4,000 acres of scrub.
No offense meant, I just like the thought of that.
Do any of your neighbors have a glass house?
About a stone’s throw away, in fact.