Well, we’re yucking it up in chat…we were looking at the Jesus of the week page and someone changed their name to HeySeuss, which of course led to several scrambled scriptures such as:
“He would not bless you in a house, he would not bless you with a mouse. He will not make you loaves and wine, or bring you fishes any time”
and
“One Jew, Two Jew, Dead Jew, True Jew”*
and
“I will not heal you, can’t you see? You are not faithful, let me be!”
Give it a whirl!
*Obviously this is a humorous reference to Jesus being “king of Jews” and crucified, not some Naziesque rant.
do not take a life
do not covet your neighbors wife
of all things, do not judge
in your faith, do not budge
praise the lord and all his works
even though they have some quirks
love your god, with all your heart
to heaven you will go, when this world you depart
diving inspiration made me write this
at first i thought there was something amiss
because when i looked up, a light did there shine
god appeared there, and asked me why jesus i did malign
i begged forgiveness, on my knees
offered him some pastries, which apparently appeased
“nick, he said” to me, “you have acted shamefully”
i explained to him my non-belief
he said he forgave me, much to my relief
in his presence i was awed
so, i write this as a tribute to god
God’s my shepherd, I’m a sheep
I’m a sheep he likes to keep
Now He lays me down to sleep
Where the grass is green and steep
Where the water’s still and deep
From me you won’t hear a peep
When I’m walking on the prairie
Where it’s very, very scary
I am not afraid or wary
Cause He’s there; He doesn’t vary
With His staff He likes to carry
He makes me so very merry
Gives me lots of food to eat
Gives me blessing, what a treat
Overflowing drinks so sweet
Goodness I will always greet
I will always be complete
I will stay here at His feet
