Fenris, who, like Styx has too much time on his hands, apparently! 
OK:
(Yeah, I know a St. Catherine’s wheel isn’t the same as a Ferris wheel; and I know “Fenris” isn’t quite “Ferris”… I probably should have just left this alone.)
Damn! Right after I hit “Submit” I realized I should have gone with “iron-bearing.” (“Ferrous,” get it?)
Fenris, you missed my post in your Hard Place thread. Are you related to (the business ) Fenris Cycle in Clarkesville, Georgia?
Ilsa: nope! 
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Okay, so it’s obvious.