The first post I read here was the zit post.
My God was it traumitizing. But im hooked.
thanks for havin me every one.
I love the v board layout, very nice.
Howdy.
So, what exactly drew you to be one of the Teeming Millions, exactly?
Tripler
Not exactly newbie friendly, but I can be if I try.
Welcome to SDMB, mrlindeman!
“Take a look around the grounds until you feel at home.”
Quasi
Welcome, mrlindeman. I’m just down I-80 from you, so if you have any questions, just holler real loud. 
Make sure to poke around the FAQs, and read all the stickies at the top of the forums; doing that will make your first ventures into the forums more streamlined for us all.
In vase you’re interested, Here’s a thread that outlines some of the major event in the history of the board. (I didn’t mean for that to sound so cult-like, it just came out that way.)
Happy posting.
mrlindeman,
Welcome! Bienvenue! Bonvenon!
A few guidelines for optimal enjoyment of the SDMB:
Watch out for the religious discussions in Great Debates. Do not open anything titled “Man Juice” at work. Hi Opal. Bow down before our beautiful women/men/people of your preference. Be careful around our Rush fans, Star trek fans, and Harry Potter fans. Perform proper obeisance before Her Imperial Polarity. Do Not Feed The Trolls. Worship spirited debate, but always have your cites handy. Remember Gaudere’s Law. Learn the use of the Curly-Bracket Hug. Pay attention to the abbreviation “TMI”, or you will surely regret it afterwards. Learn the art of silent snickering, especially if you access the SDMB at work. Spell properly, even if it makes your head ache. Remember that Not Everyone Here Is Of United States Origin. Fear not math, for it is one of the many signs of intelligence, and intelligence is usually sexy. Tolerate difference. Make sure that your flameproof trousers are securely fastened before you enter The Pit. Always, always, always… preview before you post.
Have fun.
Which zit post?
Oh yeah, and WELCOME!
New?
Man these advertisers are going to have to do better than that.
What special features do you have? Amazing grease-cutting power? Lemon fresh scent? Do you clean more kitchen floors than the leading brand?
New my ass, you’re the same old **mrlindeman
**.
Welcome to the boards. It’s best to ignore me.
Welcome to the board.
How did you find out about the SDMB?
I hope that you will enjoy the board.
Well, I found the zit post at another forum.
I dont smell lemony fresh, but I can pull and rebuild a supra motor in two days and have it runnin.
I have a 2 guage toungbar too if that helps with the ladies.
I love the ladies.
auf vider sehn.
Dang my German is getting really bad… I need to start studying again before I forget the language all together.
see ya!
Welcome darlin’!
Hope you enjoy your stay…
Well, we can change THAT!
::Throws lemons at mrlindeman::
Anyway, welcome to the board.
Oooh, wait until jarbabyj finds out we have a poster called Lindeman…
Your German is not only bad, it absolutely saugs!
But welcome anyway!
Quasi