1 package of oreos - scrape out and throw away the lard filling and use just the crumbs
1 stick of butter
4 blocks of cream cheese
1/4 cup of white granulated sugar
1 6 oz. jar of hot fudge topping
1 8 oz. jar strawberry preserves
$1000000 in small, unsequential, unmarked bills (extra credit if it’s all in a shiny aluminum attache case)
Put the food ingredients in the fridge
Mail me the money, registered mail
I tell you the ultra-secret steps to properly combine the ingredients and bake the silly thing
Share and enjoy
Seriously, though, I should probably post the recipe in Cafe Society some time. It’s somewhat like the UK’s constitution - it’s in written form somewhere, but not all currently in one convenient document…
HOW do you manage this? I have approximately 2 kids when they can be found, but if brownies, cookies or homemade tacos are around, then I have approximately half a dozen more than 2! If groceries need to be unpacked from the car, and brought up to the kitchen, I have approximately 1 or fewer kids. And that one will pretend to be asleep if he’s not in the realm of “fewer”.
Yours must not be teenagers, or possibly not both boys?
Welcome, your sense of humor is DIVINE! Quite on a par with, tho not perfectly equal to, from your own description, a springform pan.
Actually they’re not so bad – you can safely discard the Fresh Strip™ once they’ve been rehydrated. You just have to be careful not to piss them off. Have you ever seen a bioengineered … uh … thing tear a place up?
You mean Geico is Russian? I knew that lizard had an artificial cockney.
I haven’t paid yet. But I thought I’d let you know, it was one of your posts that convinced me to pony up the $15 to let me search for more. I haven’t laughed in such sheer shock and brain-gibbering hysteria in a long long time, and the story even had a happy ending!
Why yes, I have been to Kwajalein, but only once, in 1978, for about 20 minutes. (My ship refueled there on the way to Subic Bay - really beautiful place from what I could see of it).
One other thing - Diet Dr. Pepper tastes better than the original.
One other other thing - we’re neighbors, relatively speaking. The Venus in my location field is Venus, Texas.
Hey, that’s the year my family moved there. That little kid standing on the seawall flipping the bird at your ship… that wasn’t me. I only hung out with him. I was the one shooting pretend machine guns at y’all because I was defending the island against PIRATES. Sorry about that - no hard feelings?
Oh my, more serendipity. I was about to blow up the Earth because it was obstructing my view of your home town.
