What Soapbox Monkey said, except the “Soapbox Monkey” part.
I’m Silver Serpentine, and I have boobies.
So you know.
Now that you mention it, Soapbox Monkey , I did think you were a girl. But i don’t know why 
I thought you were a guy because of your penis concerns. Oh, and I’m a flagrantly homosexual leprechaun. In case you were wondering.
What kind is that? Polar? Teddy? Koala?
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I’m Silver Serpentine, and I have boobies.
So you know.
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And here I was thinking you were a girl. Who’da thunk you were a fat man?
I’m Really Not All That Bright, and I’m… looks down …a doofus 
I’m sleepy…g~nite.
Cite?
Sorry, had to be done.
On second thought:
Cite?
Hi, I’m Odinoneeye and I’m a mythical personification of the forces of nature.
Someone’s got to say it… Silver Serpentine, how you doing? Are you cute? Are you single?
(Aside: Based on the last singles party I was at, I’m starting to learn the usefulness of the opening line, “You’re cute! Are you single?”)
Oh, and I am that kind of bear.
Yes, and Nurse Carmen?
Gonads.
Can I quote my favorite Kids in the Hall sketch?
“I don’t wanna talk about it!”
but but but…
I’m a girl!
Miaow-rowww
I can’t make up my mind…
and apparently most of my online story readers can’t either 
I’m just soft and furry and like my back scratched…
meow
Wow, lieu knows I’m a chick! My day just got 100% better.
You’re a guy, unless your occupation listing in your profile is bogus or if “airman” is a unisex title…
HA! So did I! Oops.
Damn dirty ape!! [sub]Kidding … don’t bite me with your massive canines[/sub]
Go to HELL, Astro.
:mad: :mad: :mad:
[sub] It’s filthy, not dirty![/sub]