Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998)

My mental processes are in 100% condition, thanks.

Can’t say the same about you, you white-coated, bottom-feeding oil-emitting fucktard.

You’re using one of those random insult generators, aren’t you?
Because you really don’t know how to insult people.

That chestnut of mid-life crisis powerspeak spiked such a life I almost snorted my apple juice through my left nostril.

Yep. 100%, as in “full on insane”.

Glad to hear it. I am quite sane, quite rational.

We’ve secretly replaced the caffeine in ckalli’s coffee with adrenochrome, let’s see if he can tell the difference!

CMC fnord!

Squirt some through your right nostril and you could wash out your skull.

Though that would be a waste of the cost of a juice-box.

Openly wishing for the death of a fellow DOPE user.

You are an unrepentant, vindictive bitch

Then report it. Little red triangle, upper right.

Who’s using dope? I mean, besides you.

Why are you talking to Trump here? Last I heard, he had a twitter account.

I look like some tattle-taling bitch to you?

Next question. :smiley:

Despite being an atheist, I feel quite blessed to have not gazed upon your visage.
Though, if you’d like, I will look in our cats’ litter box and pretend it’s you.

That litter box is the equivalent of what you contribute to society, you turd-squeezing scum-sucking piece of horse manure.

Dude, 60 posts a day and this is what you came here to do? :dubious:

You’re half right.

Take a deep breath, son, you’ve become unhinged. Be the man on the honor roll we all know you are. Perhaps copy and paste some Ayn Rand for us.

And he’s trying to make up words, too. That never goes well when one has little knowledge in the first place. To wit: “tattle-taling”. “Tattle-tale” is a noun.

For an honor student, he has an awfully light schedule. He posted from early morning into the night both last Thur. and Fri.
Unless he’s posting during class.

Not like he’s the one paying for the classes, most likely.

Huh, remember when this “honor student” pretended to be all monocle-poppy at the sight of people insulting Trump?

Yeah, I remember further up the page too.