I don’t think you’re a troll (sometimes I find you obnoxious in politics threads, but in non-politics threads you’ve been very helpful and gracious), but I think the fact that IT sent you a friend request is a sign of nothing more than you’re a person who sometimes posts on the SDMB.
Idle Thoughts is a girl. She flirts with everyone; you aren’t special.
Dammit!
I thought I was special.
I think you’re special!
Do please learn to read your own damn cites.
Damn. I didn’t get no flirts!
Are you going to feed him and pick up after him?
Please. When have you ever *not *simply said “Fuck off” and snowflaked out whenever your idiocy has been pointed out to you? Ever? Got an example thread to show us?
Our new teenaged friend is more mature than you, at least.
I’ve also read “Trumpleforeskin,” “Orange Droolius,” “Littlefingers” (from the Thrones dorks) and, of course, “Forrest Trump.” Disrespectful, each and every one.
Trumplefuck, Great Orange Menace, yes, yes, all horribly offensive.
You forgot SCROTUS(So-Called Ruler Of The United States).
OK, fine. If you’re sure, I’ll text the goat and the squid, and send an email to those guys who borrowed the barrel. You can play with him after you finish your regular chores. But I’m not gonna intervene for you if this one claws the drapes or poops on the countertop!
I get the idea of “show respect to the office of the president”; however, I do not get showing respect to an individual who does not show respect to it himself, said individual actually holding said office.
Probably because you’ve never known what respect is in your miserable, putrid life.
Monty, Monty, the scientist. What do you do with your medical and laboratory equipment. Do you use them to aid yourself in jacking off as you’re too weak to do so naturally, you nigh-impotent buffoon?
Hahahahahahaha! How…droll.
WTF are you on about?
“Straight Dope Science Advisory Board” under your name.
That’s what I’m on about.
Now answer the question. When you touch yourself to get your jollies, do you add in some of your laboratory formula liquid and technological equipment, seeing as how you’re too to weak-willed bust a nut yourself?
Post #256 shows some rather disturbing detail about the thinking process of the author of that post. Oh, and it’s another example of bad S&G employed by a so-called honors student.
Are you looking for advice?
Your constant evasions leave me no choice but to conclude that you do indeed beat off with laboratory liquid intended for science purposes, not to let you masturbate, you sick fucko. Disgusting, too weak to do it au natural
Ah, now I see why Trump is your idol. You make up nonsense and are astounded that other people, people with fully functioning brains, fully-functioning sense of reality, and fullly-functioning awareness of logic and truth, do not accept your nonsense as fact.
It’s been said by a number of people, both on and off this board, so no citation is needed: Seek help.