Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998)

There is no greater irony.

As with a lot of children, ckalli1998 thinks talking about someones mom is the “ultimate” burn. Where we as adults just see it as sad and pathetic.
I’m sure he was hoping the responses would be something more along the lines of: “YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MOM?! OH NO YOU DIDN’T! THEMS FIGHT’N WORDS BRO!!”

Sorry to disappoint ckalli1998, were are not children. Perhaps you’d feel more at home that has more posters with a median age of about 12 or so.

3 days, suicide by mod.

As usual, assumptions made about me are incorrect.

I’m thinking tomorrow.

Poor Clot; The most mis-understood poster on SDMB. Where’d I put my tiny violin?

You put it up your disgusting, ugly wife’s asshole after she had the nerve to reject your impotent advances.

I don’t know…but I’ll bet ckali1998 is fucking it’s mother even as we speak.

Someone rejected you? I’m shocked!

Was that with or without sodium? bruh.
You uppity Christian bigot you.

I fucked the guy’s mama, yes, but with no sodium lubricant.

Anyway, what does my Christianity have to do with this, exactly? :confused:

2 warnings already, and this little bit of nonsense? I’m going with two days, since you already took tomorrow. Also, any college student worth anything will be too busy being social for St. Patrick’s Weekend (it’s a weekend, even if not technically, at this point) to spew garbage everywhere except literally.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

Apparently absolutely nothing.

Tell me, what part of Jesus’ teachings tells you to speak about people’s mother in such a disgusting way?

Well, this is all pretty disappointing. [chucklesruefully]

You uppity hypocritical Christian bigot you. bruh.

On the bright side, Spring Break is almost over.

Ok…you really are bad at this.

More like the cheapest candles make the most smoke…before they are snuffed out.

Awww… look everybody!.. ck found a boyfriend.

I hope Clot gives ck the courtesy of a reach around.